do you ever yearn?

[pokeNbeans 203]

Have you ever...you know....faked it?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

21 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

Have you ever...you know....faked it?

[futureman 22382]

what about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming??

26 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Sex...to save the friendship.  Well, if we have to we have to.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

No, no, this wasn't moving on. I got the hook. I wish I could get a lesson in that.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

[futureman 22382]

did you stop by the dojo?

[Guest Lobo]

Hey, I'm on with Beijing.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The way Kramer delivers this line might be one of my top 10 Seinfeld moments:

 

Elaine: You! This is all your fault! You told me I could run the company!

Kramer: Well, then I was way off!

[futureman 22382]

29 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The way Kramer delivers this line might be one of my top 10 Seinfeld moments:

 

Elaine: You! This is all your fault! You told me I could run the company!

Kramer: Well, then I was way off!

funny, just a few moments earlier is one of my favorite kramer lines.  when he walks in and see elaine with the sombrero on and he wheezes or something and looks in jerry’s direction and says “what is that?”

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's all downtown. Just like the song says.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

No, that's midtown.

[pokeNbeans 203]

You know what. I don't have one female friend left.

Oh, no, of course you don't. You're a Man's Woman. You hate
other women, and they hate you.

Thank you.
 

[Biff Tannen 45439]

You ever tried to sleep in a really hot room?

Every night I sleep in a really hot room, I don't want to kill myself.

Well, I slept in really hot rooms and I wanted to kill myself.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

It wasn't IN the garbage it was above it...hovering...like an angel.

[futureman 22382]

“what the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”

[Junior Miller 1502]

Cartwright. 

CAAARTWRIGHT!

[Guest Lobo]

Some sitters have said he can be a real handful...

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Handful of sunshine.

[Guest Lobo]

Is that...pastrami?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

 I got greedy. Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

It wasn't IN the garbage it was above it...hovering...like an angel.

Jerry, you’d enter a magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!

Boy, you can really talk some trash. Better than eating it!

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 I got greedy. Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Yeah, that's what you did.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

I owe you an apology Body Suit Man.  Streak on!

[futureman 22382]

a pair of pants, a stupid story, a huge markup.  I can do that!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

[Llano Estacado 1257]

 

[futureman 22382]

wait, that’s you?  the m&m should be you. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

She told me to "go to hell!" and I took the bus home.

[Guest Lobo]

I lost my train of thought...

[futureman 22382]

I just wanted to make out a little but she kind of—

finished your thought. 

[Junior Miller 1502]

I'm an architect. 

Oh yeah, What do you design?

Railroads. 

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Matches.  Long...matches.

[Guest Lobo]

Diapers.  

[futureman 22382]

have you seen the new addition to the guggenheim?

[NorthLoop 14053]

Didn't really take that long either

[Guest Lobo]

It starts with a....DUNCAN! 

[HornOnTheBayou 8875]

Ah ha, well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff.

Yeah, yeah

It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor now.

Yeah, yeah, Well, you really got bald there, didn't you?

[futureman 22382]

yeah well I guess I started losing it when I was about 28 right around the time I made my first million. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Race him, Jerry. Race him!

[NorthLoop 14053]

I choose not to race

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 4/5/2019 at 8:45 PM, Lobo said:

I lost my train of thought...

I've always wondered if that was an actual line in the script or if Jerry Stiller just lost his train of thought and they rolled with it. The delivery is perfect.

[Guest Lobo]

Good question.  He does kinda physically deflate like he's relaxing, half-expecting a "cut" from the director.  But then, he can also deliver low-energy as well as he "goes big" 

Great, now I'm gonna get out my DVD's with the Notes about Nothing and watch that episode tonight to see if it says anything about that scene.  

The outtakes with Jerry Stiller are so fantastic but I don't think that scene is in those maybe because of what you said, it so brilliantly walked the line between "keep in in" and "cut it out",  that maybe they just erased all record of how it got there.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Sorry not sorry.

[HornOnTheBayou 8875]

Would you be able to come all the way downtown again in rush hour to pick me up?

Well, I'd have to be Superman to do that Lois.

[ohchaucer 1443]

I'll tell you where I'd LIKE to stick it.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I can’t carry a pen; I’m afraid I’ll puncture my scrotum.

[Guest Lobo]

Do me a personal favor, and take the pen!  

[Biff Tannen 45439]

It drove ITSELF into the swamp!