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On 5/6/2024 at 8:10 PM, CurlyDumps said:

 

Eh, we're talking divorce vs. getting caught up in a sex trafficking sting while visiting an Asian massage parlor. I disagree about the joke being comparitively mild. Divorce is  light fare compared to the national embarrasment Kraft endured. Plus Brady and Kraft are super tight. Dunno what Brady's relationship with Giselle is like now. I'm guessing pretty icy.

I agree the joke was absolutely fair game, but I can see why that stray Kraft caught bothered him more than any Giselle joke.

I guess Brady didn't realize that absolutely nothing is off limits for the professional comedians at these roasts...they are completely fucking ruthless. The more out of bounds the better in fact. It's like how most UFC guys beat the living shit out of each other for 15 or 25 or how ever many minutes then are best friends when its over...that's just what they do. It ain't personal 

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This fucking guy....

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Tom Brady says his dog is a clone.

The six-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback and current Fox Sports broadcaster said Tuesday in a statement from a company he is an investor in that his dog, Junie, is a clone of his late dog, Lua.

Brady made the announcement on the same day that Colossal Biosciences, a venture capital-backed biotech start-up, made an acquisition of another animal cloning firm, Viagen Pets and Equine.

Colossal, which aims to "fix" extinction, among other goals, is said to be valued at $10 billion -- and this is its first major acquisition.

"I love my animals," Brady said in a statement released by the company. "They mean the world to me and my family. A few years ago, I worked with Colossal and leveraged their non-invasive cloning technology through a simple blood draw of our family's elderly dog before she passed."

The dog is a pit bull mix. Lua was adopted by Brady and his former wife, Giselle Bundchen. The couple divorced in 2022. Lua died in December 2023.

Colossal uses genetic engineering and cloning with a goal of reviving extinct species.

In late 2024, Colossal said it used cloning and gene editing to birth three dire wolf pups. The dire wolf was previously extinct. Several groups, including the International Union for Conservation of Nature, disputed the claim.

That story couldn't be any more Tom Brady-ish

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I'm surprised teh Shag's conspiracy theorists haven't pointed out Tom Brady now has the technology to clone himself and win more Super Bowls.

 

(yeah, yeah, I know; this boomer will see himself out...)

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