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Stinkpalm

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  1. I saw this a couple days ago and before watching it thought “if this list is truly anywhere close to respectable, aggy has got to be pretty high on it.” Had some doubt since he appeared to be an Ohio guy, but big belly laughs when aggy was named at number one. Nailed the entire list.
  2. I’ll have to check and see if my idiot brother was in Boston this week. It sure sounds like him, but I suppose that also sounds like most first generation aggy. If he was drunk and kept repeating himself though… high likelihood it was my idiot brother.
  3. “We made it further in the tourney!” ”Huh?” ”Overtime, Birch!!”
  4. I just assumed it had something to with a combination of sex, drugs, and alcohol Humblebrag?
  5. Indoctrination? At A&M? Unpossible!!
  6. Well…. Shitting down a season to play school shows some pretty strong commitment… I suppose
  7. Nah, they’ve been paying attention. They chose the one place that is actually desperate enough to accept his commitment. Hell, The Elk is probably looking into getting him reclassified as a 2024 recruit as we speak.
  8. I fathered millions of knuckle-children due to similar images in the sears catalogue back in the day. That is, until I found the old man’s playboy stash, when the number grew into the billions
  9. Kid: I wanna stop and get some Red River Shootout Mom: We have Red River Shootout at home The “Red River Shootout” at home:
  10. What the fuck is this shit??! An undershirt beneath his pullover? Jimbo would be spinning in his size 7 loafers if he could see this.
  11. That figure doesn’t appear to include Elko’s Duke buyout nor buyouts of outgoing and incoming staff, so… more
  12. Hell, that’s better than I did… and I actually took the final exam!
  13. I realize check writing isn’t as prolific as it once was… but you may still want to learn how checks work. Mostly the “To” and “From” lines. Just in case there comes a day that you think you’re “receiving” a check for 1 million dollars
  14. Well, yeah, but you don’t “ride” submarines. You get all up… in… th…. you know what? Your point still stands
  15. Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured. I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.
  16. I’m told he missed the bus. Sark kicked him off the team, even though he said it’s something that he’ll never, ever, ever do again. The reason it took so long for news of the incident to spread is due to Kris wearing a backwards jersey and jeans, which caused confusion from the team on whether he was entering or leaving Sarks office
  17. “Mongo only pawn… in game of recruiting”
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