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Stinkpalm

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  1. “Mongo only pawn… in game of recruiting”
  2. Was not aware of Shakira ripping her top open on stage at some point, which then meant I had to go searching for the unedited version. Bunk remains vacant. I am disappoint.
  3. Man… Penological Purpose would make a hell of a band name
  4. Wait, you’re telling me this isn’t the FANS getting to run plays down there?? Because…. Woof!
  5. Okay. Fuck, marry, kill… aaand go Hey, where’s everybody going? Guys?
  6. Used to know a guy who wore his Tarleton ring daily (no idea why), and witnessed on multiple occasions a cult member asking him if it was an aggy ring. The fucking ring was SILVER. Those dumbasses are just brainwashed to assume any class ring is an aggy ring. I’m convinced you could wear a ring pop on that finger and multiple aggy would ask about your aggy ring
  7. After pondering this UT thing that the Vols apparently have a serious hard-on about, I imagine my conversation would go one of two ways should one ever confront me about it.. A) Vol Fan: “You’re not the real UT, we are. Stinkpalm: “Does Tennessee have a Technical University?” Vol Fan: “Yeah, Tennessee Tech University. Why?” Stinkpalm: “Oh, do they have a stupid, one-sided quibble with Texas Tech over who gets to be the real TTU, like y’all do with UT?” Or, way more likely…. B) Harrison Ford WHO GIVES A SHIT gif
  8. Is it still considered “negative recruiting” when those other coaches he talked to were the other coaches on Jimbo’s staff?
  9. I see you missed the part where OP said Lineman types are going to be SOL.
  10. Today I learned that Charity Crawford is from Rhode Island. Also, Kentucky both horrified me and gave me a chuckle simultaneously.
  11. Well that was awfully nice of you…
  12. Hold up… you mean to tell me these folks are paying 250k for this trip, and they don’t even get to get out to stretch their legs and have a look around when they get there??
  13. Plays against lower quality, private school athletes, you say??? Pssh, kid would be a 2-star at best if his last name wasn’t O’Neill!!
  14. I hear 8badmofo is tanned, rested, and ready
  15. What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of her leg right at the bottom. She'll never play golf again, because her weight displacement goes back, all her weight is on her right foot, and she'll push everything off to the right. She'll never come through on anything. She'll quit the game.
  16. Alright… the people who are placing googly-eyes on stuff at aggy have gotten out of hand
  17. Haha, yeah was mainly just going for a joke pointed at aggy racism and lack of diversity outside of the athletic facilities (i.e. fresian horses, whose coat is typically black or chocolate, wouldn’t get admitted there bc non-white) but had a feeling it might be too obscure. In hindsight, adding a picture of the horse would’ve helped
  18. Looks like it was. I reported it for racism (figurelli dropped a hard N bomb, surprise surprise), and it looks like the mods jumped on it pretty quick this morning, hopefully with a user ban to go with it
  19. Not gonna tag the douche, but looks like there’s a 100% chance dfigs is back and posting under the username AnalYzed here. Ran across one of his posts on the Airborne Toxic Event thread in DT and it’s verbatim a typical racist dfigs sock account post. Dude literally hasn’t learned a thing… not even how to troll better
  20. With regards to their recent posts about us being a culture fit, who gives a shit?It’s always been weird to me how when their move was first announced, aggy instantly got on their knees and started proclaiming how they always felt they were more of a culture fit with the southeast states and began trying to be more like them all while slurping their new conference mate’s dicks. As Texans, we’ve always been proud of our Texan heritage, and in turn solely identify as Texans. We’re not “Southern”. We’re not “Western”. We’re just Texans and damned proud of it. Since our announced move, I don’t know if I’ve even heard one Longhorn earnestly talk about trying to fitin with the southern culture of the other teams in the SEC, because why the fuck would we? As Texans, we don’t follow or try to fit in. We just continue to do our Texan thing, and we tend to get along just fine. Joining a different conference from a different region isn’t going to change that. We’ll show up, play the games on the schedule, hopefully win a lot of them, and get along just fine without having to pretend to be something other than Texans. Turncoat aggy, on the other hand… well, Louisiana can have them.
  21. Remind me again which fanbase has to show up the night before the game every week to practice how to cheer???
  22. I’m currently dealing with fog brain from being sick… but someone help me understand that bottom graphic. They claim to be first in the nation, but then below it states 4th in the nation among public universities. So what was the metric for the ranking where they were first?? First among cults posing as universities? First among universities located along the Brazos Valley? Or did they just do a bad job with the graphic and are claiming that they are the fourth best public university in the nation? Because LLLOOOLLLL if so…
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