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Stinkpalm

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  1. False. Our defenders “Olay”ed a lot during the strong/Herman years.
  2. Therewasone?.gif I slept through the alert and would’ve slept through the cop getting shot inside my bedroom. Team Deep Sleep.
  3. Cunt. She actually had that part correct.
  4. I always stream him through the Texas Longhorns app (official University of Texas sports app)
  5. What in god’s name just happened?
  6. You can put your weed in there or Thurgood : The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer. McGuyver Friend : Hey, man, we're out of papers. McGuyver Smoker : All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. McGuyver Friend : We don't have a corkscrew. McGuyver Smoker : All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. McGuyver Smoker : [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
  7. ‘Member when everyone posted something similar during the Shag takeover? I ‘member!
  8. Gonna need to see some ID, bud. Not getting busted for that again. Everybody knows cops sit outside the distribution center looking for kids trying to get adults to buy 10 cases of beer for them..
  9. Way to doxx yourself, Pimburt
  10. Top-end speed, I’d imagine
  11. Huh… guess I never really noticed his rack
  12. I hear they aren’t going to go forward with the charges, they’re just making him sweat…. a lot.
  13. If CDC really wants to show how savage… err, downright dastardly he can be, he should tweet out a congratulations to Longhorn Baseball Assistant Coach Earley for being tabbed as the new head coach at a&m
  14. Aggy never grows up or matures… they just eventually die. Which, if I recall correctly, is exactly what he did a couple years ago.
  15. Hey fuckface, I got my masters from Baseball of University. It’s accredited!!* *in some Central American countries
  16. Coming into this thread super late, so I’ll have to go back and catch up on most of it, but just wanted to say what a hell of ride that search was.
  17. Fuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK!!! Is this still available??? Today is the twelve year anniversary of the first time my wife let me do anal with her, and she’s going to wake up expecting something real nice. I can meet you in Gilmer.
  18. Tangentially related beef of mine… can we knock it off with the whole “you can see it from space” thing? Satellite technology has advanced to a point that they can tell me that I should probably have that mole on my left shoulder checked out. Seeing a shitload of unsold Teslas in a massive parking lot from space now isn’t nearly as hard as the lump around the mole on my left shoulder. I should probably get that mole on my left shoulder checked out
  19. Ha! I’d imagine Jim Cantore would be smart enough to not book trips to Costa Rica and Puerto Rico in back to back years, in apparently their rainy seasons. Worked out last year, minimal rain and landed some nice sailfin and roosters, but the forecast isn’t looking so good this year!
  20. I’m really looking forward to this one. Tarpon on the fly has been near the top (if not the top) of my fishing bucket list since picking up fly fishing 20 years ago. Bones and GT round out the top three, but they’ll have to wait. Will update the fishing thread if it pans out.
  21. No worries, Troph. I’m scheduled to be fly fishing for tarpon in PR that same day, so that’s where it’ll end up hitting
  22. Isn’t the test subject an aggy? That chip has seen some shit and is trying to nope the fuck out of there
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