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SydneyCarton

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  1. Yup, if that is the path it won't be a hurricane.
  2. You can make all the jokes you want, but I'm pretty sure you're the one who spent thousands of dollars on that cat to put it in an iron lung to save it's life. Look at the poster in question. When has he ever screamed "earnest in his mockery" to you? My wife, however, is a cat person. I, however, adopted a rescue dog from the Shaggy days which led directly to me meeting my wife. I'm comfortable with my dog cred level... You get one bad stray dog that you adopt and the rest of you're life you're a cat killer... There's no way you can justify that as anything other than a bad take.
  3. Holy shit. My kid is a shithead, it's not my parenting, it's the petroleum.
  4. No no. That man is 37 years old, has YOUR now ex-wife, and you still pay HIS mortgage.
  5. Just a reminder for all the dumbfucks who like to say Gerry and Bobby don’t know shit, and they only say obvious shit and don’t have any inside sources, this morning Gerry said 65/35 Texas and Bobby hinted strongly this would happen.
  6. I think something in my dick just broke. Not for Atkinson, although he’s a fucking awesome get. But can you imagine the GA tears were about to be drenched in? Get out your bingo cards, fuckers. “I hate what college football has become.” ”there’s no more sanctity of the game.” ”Texas can’t win without paying kids.” All dropped without any irony. Get fucked, SEC
  7. Sir, that is no way to speak to your God.
  8. Desalinization and nuclear power plants should be the two things this country invests heavily in, but we won't do that...
  9. Period Convention is pretty, prettaaaaay solid. And not a bad band name.
  10. League city isn’t even close to being in Houston. Do you think Georgetown is Austin? Because League city is further away from Houston than Georgetown is to Austin. Yes. There’s one left near TC Jester and 610 north not too far from me.’ Houston had a truth BBQ. 290 sucks all the dick because driving a 2 lane road with potholes most of the way can gtfo. Does this mean you’re going to ban people for cheese puns?
  11. I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?
  12. Their kolaches fucking suck, and the fact that I’ve actually run into hardcore advocates for their shitty kolaches in my life is proof that humans as a species are stupid AF. That’s like saying mange has grown on you since you’ve moved to Houston. It can be true, but I don’t think it’s saying what you think it’s saying about you. Houston is a big place. I dont know where you live. But I’d be willing to bet there’s a kolache factory somewhere nearby. Do yourself a favor and start there. If you’re anywhere inside the loop then the correct answer is Kolache Shoppe.
  13. How the fuck is Jason Higdon employed somewhere where charlie strong isn’t?
  14. Why WOULDNT you? Like ever? Yes, some people are stodgy losers. We know. None of those stung to me. The one that stung imo, not related a&m, was Lee because Ojo is a twat and perfect fit for tech.
  15. Sounds like a great way to torpedo a position group and a roster.
  16. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that they’d paid the Debt back to the academic side awhile back.
  17. Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again?
  18. I mean, I said your wife was involved.
  19. Yes. When he was 12. The guy is very, very strange.
  20. I fucked Anna De Armas while your wife watched, rapt and breathless. See, I can make up shit too, guys!!
  21. Im 15 less than you. I think Tex is about 29-31 in heels.
  22. We already knew that. Pretty sure you were in College while Caine was walking the earth in Kung Fu. Low end of old age, imo. Any dude who was regularly choppin' it up with the Houston Oiler's O-line pre Luv Ya Blue days is at least mid-60's
  23. we're fucking old. And we knew we were fucking old before this kiddo came and slapped you in the face as a reminder. How long before you're a grandfather, motherfucker?
  24. In the words of Doechi, I'm not an addict. Much to my wife's chagrin, constipation and a scarcity of trips to the toilet are not an issue over here.
  25. I remember when you were in on the drive through booze concept. Tell me about the 18 wheeler repair concept? If you get shitcanned you might consider being forced into the repair shop over the job slinging tech. But considering how repairs go, I'm not sure what kind of hook you're on in regards to replacement parts from China. A buddy of mine started a side hustle doing custom forks for small electric bikes. Business been great, but the uncertainty of when and how often he can get product has been more than just a mild headache.
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