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henrygandorf

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  1. i saw him the other day... what a loser, huh? ...in a rolls. yeah, i meant me. peak lowell ganz and babaloo mandel. in the late 90's when i was an intern, an executive told me every comedy script that got made for a decade spent some time with the two of them.
  2. when i saw it forever ago at a test screening (there's a thread around here someplace), i said that it was everything you would want a pop-tart movie written and directed by jerry seinfeld to be. not sure what people were expecting.
  3. gil, you have a good memory, was it yours or helen's or susan's wedding i got drunk at? it was all 3 dad, congratulations. well which one did i punch the band leader? that was mine. we have photos. i'm having them blown up for the commitment hearings.
  4. lovely example. the biggest question is about rants (by anyone) or big blocks of text (by anyone). when i see those, i generally skim the beginning and then, you know, scroll past them and go on living my life. if someone takes the time to unload like that, and another person takes the time and reads it, who's the crazy one, honestly?
  5. considering they are not writers or directors, i think it's safe to say they'll be acting in and "producing" the movie.
  6. because we live in communist china.
  7. would be valuable to have a certain person in here, as long as he’s definitely not derka.
  8. 30 rock is an all-time great, but parks is in my top 5 of sitcoms.
  9. it's like when pop-pop doesn't understand how demented and senile he is and still wants to work, so you set up a nice, quiet, little office for him, and he keeps his secretary, and he fusses and bosses people around and sometimes gets on the phone even though he can't really access an outside line. he'll bark a bit on the intercom about how he's going to take an important lunch meeting, and his secretary is like, you don't have a lunch today, why don't we print some tweets out and get you your sharpie, mr trump.
  10. extra large, more like.
  11. you do. the purge is in the constitution.
  12. yeah, to the fucking morgue.
  13. point of order, the defendant was too dumb to know the difference.
  14. i enjoyed the part about whether certain acts were done by "the president" vs "the candidate seeking re-election". did trump do one thing in 4 years that wasn't in aid of his re-election bid?
  15. to whomever hasn't paid, go ahead and pay. don't make me send in the brute squad.
  16. judge will get hurt if i have to go full gillooly myself.
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