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Droopy

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Fuck THE Ohio State. 🤘🏼
  2. …for all those chips.
  3. Nobody gives a shit about this anecdotal data point, other than if we accomplish the task to say, “hmm, neat.” and move on with our lives. Every ASU fan I’ve met has been pretty chill, save for one dude that tried to argue that ASU/AZ was a bigger rivalry than ALA/AU for some reason. I think they are a good team. I also think we play our game and overwhelm them. Just win, baby! 🤘🏼
  4. The new pizza truck at ABW is money. It’s as good as the course.
  5. Just checking in to say lol Army. Go Navy!
  6. Just like Regional Baseball at Disch-Falk Fuck yeah, let’s Texas Baseball this CFP! 🤘🏼 That limb you went out on is thicker than @Vic Mackey’s dream girl’s thighs.
  7. This is perfect and needed more love. I was smiling all day with the upsets going on. My aggy wife’s mental “roller coaster” was going up and each upset another clickity-clack. I knew their team was shit but kept keeping that hope alive, so that when she’s yelling at me to leave the room later because my clapping is arrogant and uncalled for, that’s the freshest of aggy tears. So deliciously bitter. 🤤 Bingo. Never change aggy. This is aggy, and this is what they do. They are Charlie Brown. They hired a coach that looks like a 40-something year old version of Charlie. They have the blueprint/recipe/secret, but they clearly can’t read/comprehend the measurements. Aggys, even if it’s fool-proof, they can still fuck it up. Case in point the post shown below. It’s their milieu. …and this. It’s hard for Aggy to win there too. Doesn’t this make our record at Kyle Field 6-2 in our last 8? Keep twirling those towels, the breeze feels nice. 🤘🏼
  8. Audio for the game, the app isn’t working.
  9. GT coach never worked on a screen pass? lol
  10. …and take the plug. Fuck aggy and their crowd bullshit. I’d like to see Texas run the ball down their throat and keep our D fresh all game. 🤘🏼
  11. This guy Surlys. 🤘🏼
  12. You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night: - Texas has played nobody. - Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. - the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. - QE isn’t special. Just win, baby! 🤘🏼
  13. Just win, baby. 🤘🏼
  14. Here’s what you do… Tell your wife that you love her dearly but that you’d rather claw your fucking eyes out with a Taco Casa spork while listening to the OU band play Creed songs than to miss watching live, Texas kick open the proverbial aggy bedroom door, stroll across the room and steal his covers, and kick his ass on the way back to the top bunk, where the bitches stay. 🤘🏼 In all honesty, if you’ve been married for 38 years, you’re going to do what you always do, which is make your decision based on how much shit you’re willing to put up with from your wife. Good luck, homie.
  15. …or their half-hearted legal weed stance. Better to go to CO. 😶‍🌫️
  16. Why is the Aggy player fully erect?
  17. Mmmm, gorilla pussy. I bet it’s pretty close.
  18. Man, I really wish CJ was playing right now.
  19. Hey, you gotta suffer like the rest of us! No free rides. 😁
  20. @Horn Dogg, beat me to it, but yeah, user name and whatnot. “Hi, I’m Collin Allred.”
  21. Nothing like an Aggy beating their chest.
  22. Nobody. (Is my sarcasm meter broken?) People forget how good Peter Warrick was. Everyone remembers VY.
  23. Corrected for accuracy: Love hearing the gameday crew shit on Oklahoma. "Sark built Texas like an SEC team. Texas can compete, Oklahoma isn't built like that and that's one of several reasons why they're bad. Plus, all the sucking." 🤘🏼
  24. @Armybrat representing! What’s up with the Jersey guy giving the thumbs up? 🤘🏼puta!
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