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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Even if they start shooting you, that doesn't tell you anymore as to whether it's an imposter or an actual ICE agent.
  2. I'm turning Japanese, Dad! And when I'm an extra on CHiPs, you and Mom can suck it!
  3. Insist Luke 18:25 should be displayed in every Texas classroom, Pedo Goody Two Shoes
  4. I know I'm paraphrasing someone else, but if you were a white male Boomer, you had to have a plan to fail. I don't resent the fortunate. I despise the gluttons.
  5. YT'S algorithm funneled me into some drive time history
  6. Joke's on him. Military personnel go to food banks for groceries.
  7. You can't double health care premiums without breaking a few eggs.
  8. Don't do drugs, kids. Bet on sports!
  9. They're drawing a penis on his face.
  10. I dunno why but I just imagined JR as a character at the end of Animal House. John Rocker Killed by a camel flying through a Robo-taxi's windshield
  11. I'm surprised the Trump administration is claiming assaults on ICE are only up 1000 percent, since that encompasses free speech now.
  12. Obamacare is your Republican plan
  13. "How can someone with your best brains not know shit about fuck?"
  14. Do toilets really flush the wrong in Portugal?
  15. Pretty goddamn broad. How about don't be a fascist authoritarian expending every ounce of your raison d'etre on making everyone and everything exist in your monochromatic ideal of a boring fuckworld? Can we do that? Would that be ok with you? Would that make you happy, grievance addict? I bet it would.
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