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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. Nothing but pure burger in that Big Mac.
  2. That motor has to be screaming holy hell up near 9k. Can’t imagine the owner with the balls to put the needle there.
  3. “Pure” is also an interesting way to describe an alloy. Brass is copper and zinc. Only the finest.
  4. How did he manage to hit 12 twice? Lord. looks chilly up there.
  5. Are the hive individuals going to procreate? because this is also a good way to sunset humans over a period of around a hundred years.
  6. Or did he?
  7. Job abandonment! Didn’t this happen with McWilliams and/or mackovic?
  8. And yet, you know about him. How is that?
  9. Great news- if comedy =tragedy + time, then this is going to be the greatest comedy ever told. Eventually.
  10. As commander-in-chief, I’m a veteran myself
  11. Will you accept moving the mavs to Vegas and then Dallas fighting for an expansion franchise? if they get casinos in Texas, they’ll hold on to the team and build that shit out. If they dont, they’ll move the team. I do not see selling as part of their plan.
  12. And somehow he jumped to maglev trains…and claims that the magnets are replacing hydraulics. Which sucks for all of our hydraulics bros.
  13. If 1 out of every 8 people on the planet died at the same time, there’s be a lot more bodies and a lot more resources dedicated to cleanup. We are only a couple of days out from the event.
  14. Nobody was clamoring for a biopic of Christie Martin. Most people have never heard of her.
  15. Where do you go to make the click?
  16. What the hell does this mean? What the fuck does this mean?
  17. Whether they get a vote or not, they’ve already lost. It will immediately become all that pain for this? Not worth it.
  18. Demarcus Lawrence has two tds against the cardinals so far today. Just needs to kick a fg to equal the Dallas offense from last week. He’s got all the second half to score again.
  19. You’d have to decouple the CIC/BTAA from the conference to get schools to leave. Or have a similar setup elsewhere that no other conference seems to have felt the need to establish.
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