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Pato del Muerto

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  1. Gorillaz not actually animated. When reached for comment on this scandal, one band member said “I’m not happy.”
  2. I’ve set up a large automated system to safely launch all of my fireworks on the day. I call it the Firework Sky Demolition, or FSD. It’s completely safe.
  3. Nobody does it better
  4. They don’t need midterms or a dem majority to have blame placed on democrats. They don’t even have to choose the villain themselves, the rubes will assign Biden or Obama or someone more local.
  5. He sent me to a guy in port A that was great for that. But he ran his business through Facebook and I don’t use that anymore so no idea how to find him.
  6. I love when I get reminded of this.
  7. Patriot pâté is a solid name, but for the fact that its target demographic would be scared of the name and couldn’t pronounce it. can we use the tubes as stock, and make small bite size balls of it, cover it in the shittiest chocolate we can find, and call them trump truffles?
  8. Temu Ryan gosling
  9. Well, that isn’t the same movie.
  10. Are you a pair of orthopedic shoes? Because I stand corrected.
  11. Press release in the near future: I, President Donald j trump’s lifelong optometrist, can confirm that president trump has really great vision- much better vision than anyone else ever really. It is so good, in fact, that it has been compared to that big, beautiful bird the bald eagle. This extraordinary sense of vision makes others uncomfortable, so we have crafted special glasses to reduce president trump’s vision back to that of a mortal human person. Thank you for your attention in this private medical matter. - Dr. Michael Michealson, MD.
  12. Idea- have him be one of the sharks on shark tank next to his buddy Kevin and the qvc doll and I’d say Cuban but Donald is too chickenshit to do that so arod. and if he won’t do it as 1 of 4, let him be by himself on a golden throne. I’d love to see what he says about the businesses, what he offers, the people that decide to pitch him and what they are selling. Trump tank.
  13. A merry Christmas from him in June. anyway, now at least I’ll smell good when I flip my trump tie over my shoulder so I don’t get catsup on it while enjoying my trump steak and trump red wine, while in my comfortable trump high tops- before capturing this memory on my trump one phone and posting it to my truth account for cred.
  14. Only 3.5 stars. I’m sure we can find lower rated for him.
  15. Then throw it to new tight end Caleb bluett?
  16. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders
  17. There wasn’t enough time between them for tech to advance, and each one surely had a lower budget than the previous.
  18. Clark, MT is probably the windiest place on earth. nm I’m thinking of Clark, WY.
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