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Goredho

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  1. Aint that the truth. Or is it?
  2. The left no doubt has its lunatic fringe. I remember when the right did, too. Now the party of the right is one big lunatic fringe. Kudos to the dems for minimizing their crazies while giving the majority of Americans who sit in the middle something to be excited about. Also, obligatory
  3. Risk it all for a blowjob. You are goddam right I can relate!
  4. I am going to overstep my bounds and DEMAND that one of you Surly lawyers send JD Vance a cease and desist letter from the Aggy Corps of Cadets over these jizz jars.
  5. Man, kudos to those girlscout moms.
  6. Because his rallies are doomsday fiestas.
  7. Anything's a dildo if you are brave stupid enough.
  8. I WANT REPARATIONS FOR MY FUCKING RIB.
  9. Theater and a market viability test of a new outrage to sell to voters on the right to get them energized. The old ones are not so effective anymore.
  10. I really like my F-1512.
  11. I don’t think 70 million are gonna vote for him this time around.
  12. Elect me. I could work with her.
  13. All he has to offer is fear and anger. Vote Apocalypse 2024!
  14. If we were talking about anyone but Trump I might think the brilliant bastard shorted his own social media company.
  15. The Guild westerly collection is pretty good and not that expensive if my jumbo 12 string is typical of the line. They are not made in the U.S. but I don’t think that matters much.
  16. Kamala and Tim should post an undoctored video of them dancing to the same song and having a great time. Think of it like Beto skateboarding. America, here’s what authentic fun looks like.
  17. Wow, look at these fun guys having fun! Isn’t it fun?! ARENT WE ALL HAVING FUN MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN???!!!! FUN TIMES FUN!!! FEEL THE FUN!!!
  18. I think the Americans we're talking about grew up Christian and have found a new team religion.
  19. Same. "The Lord works in mysterious ways!" The baptist side of my family would vote for Pontius Pilate if he had an R by his name.
  20. That picture of Trump is like the 20 year old facebook profile picture of the girls I knew in highschool. i.e. not at all reflective of present reality.
  21. The simulation is running with cheesier plot lines.
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