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TexArcher

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  1. I can't believe anyone still thinks the Democrats can save things somehow.
  2. Yeah, I don't think Bezos is as firmly Team Shithead as Elon and Zuckerberg, but he definitely backed Trump when it suited him. And he's about to be on the list of people who've done business with Trump and not gotten the end they thought they'd get. It's bizarre, all these really smart people expecting that it'll be different with them. Pure ego. Yeah, you're the one person who can do business with Trump and not get fucked over. Sure.
  3. That's absurd. None of that is a flagrant foul. It's a technical foul or it's nothing. This feels like there's a chance of an actual fight.
  4. This floor is gonna give me a seizure.
  5. Good for her, tbh.
  6. What a cock chugger.
  7. So how bad is this gonna get, and for how long? What I mean is, some items will be easier than other to start making here, or to find other arrangements for, besides China. How long will our shelves be empty, and of which products specifically? Clothing and electronics seem obvious, but what about medications and other essentials? I have food and water for about 6 weeks, and toilet paper and paper towels for maybe twice that long. What else do we need to be doing?
  8. SEC should kick aggy and invite Texas State.
  9. Ah, yes, the old "Why won't anyone give us credit for being a big-time sports school, and also tu sucks because they could barely beat us 6 times in 7 tries in the major sports." February Aggy: we're going to the Final Four and Omaha, for sure! Now everybody will have to respect us finally. April Aggy: #1 tu isn't that good. Everybody beats us. June Aggy: Baseball isn't even really a major sport anyway. Just wait until football! This is the year -- I can feel it in my nutsack, which I'm squeezing.
  10. "Sips paid the umps to get a cheap ejection in game 2 that caused a suspension in game 3, or we win that series" -- Texags, as soon as they think of it, probably
  11. OMG I love this team so hard. Look at your face, Jace!! Aren't you glad you stayed there, you fucking loser??
  12. Go pick your bat up, stupid. And no, you do not have to ask.
  13. Who says pitchers aren't athletes??
  14. Filthy sequence there, good lord.
  15. Okay, put these pretenders away.
  16. Oh shit, he got it!! Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh maaaannnnnnn!!!!
  17. These announcers have never seen any college sport before.
  18. Loud outs. Keep swinging.
  19. HELL YEAH, GALVAN, YOU DUE MOTHERFUCKER YOU!!!!
  20. That ball is 4 inches low, STFU
  21. Jesus Christ, I don't remember these announcers going all Gus Johnson over our great catch in left earlier. Put your prick away, guy.
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