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TexArcher

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  1. I have to have Thanksgiving dinner with my aggy cousin, her aggy husband, and several other aggy. They might be 11-0. And they're aggy.
  2. This World Series has everything.
  3. The SEC can fist its own asshole for stealing the joy of an otherwise great game. We should all be talking about how much better the pass blocking was, how sharp Arch was, how CJ and Tre had some good runs, and how solid the playcalling was. We should be feeling good with two weeks to get ready for Athens. Instead, we're all pissy even though we just got our second biggest win of the year, because it was that close to being stolen from us after we built a 24-point lead. They almost tanked our entire season. Either the SEC fires those bums, or it's complicit in that bullshit.
  4. Can't believe I don't get this god damned game. This country is going to shit.
  5. Tech just got absolutely jobbed on a grrat touchdown. Ball.was a full foot across the goal line when dude's body hit. Why is this so difficult? I knew that was a touchdown in real time. Y'all had like 5 angles of slow-mo. It wasn't even close.
  6. I think you're right that a 9-3 Texas team gets in, with a 3-2 record against top 10 teams. In general 10-2 gets you in, and 9-3 is where we'll see an argument or two every year. But how does it help to separate this conversation into a new thread?
  7. Crowd was *rowdy* on the string of bullshit calls to help Vandy get back into it. We were one call away from water bottles on the field again. Fuck this conference.
  8. Man, it's a beautiful day at DKR. Finish this off, Sark, let's fucking go!!!
  9. So, our collection of Directors' Cups doesn't matter, but them finishing higher in cross country is important and significant and everyone needs to take notice. Cool.
  10. Except that Trump has the taste of an 8-year-old Katt Williams who found a wallet with a billion dollars in it. Also, blowing McDonald's out of your fat ass into a golden throne isn't anymore sophisticated than doing it into porcelain, Karoline. Y'all are still nasty.
  11. The comparison is not between the two tests. It's a question of how likely it is that someone could successfully bullshit his way through the concussion tests. And I don't believe the answer can possibly be 0%. And, drinking and driving was without question the dumbest thing I ever did. I'm 12+ years sober now.
  12. Here's my concern with concussion protocol tests. I once was pulled over and given a battery of roadside tests. I was able to pass them, even though I was drunk. To what degree could a still-concussed person make it though concussion protocol? I don't think a concussion is like a switch where one day you're concussed and then you're not. It's a steady recovery back to normal, right? So at what point in that arc can someone pass concussion protocol?
  13. All of this. I'd rather we play Caldwell, win or lose, than see Arch risk his health if he's anything less than 100%. Concussions aren't something to fuck around with. This isn't a rolled ankle or sore shoulder.
  14. Yeah, all these pearl-clutching right wingers trying to take the moral high ground, like, "How can you be so heartless to say mean things about Charlie? He had a family! Have some respect for the deceased." Go look up what Charlie Kirk said about MLK, of all people, you mindless parrots. I'm not saying that Charlie deserved to die for being a racist, sexist, lying, pseudointellectual windbag who was bad for this country. He did not. But his death does not make any of that stuff any less true.
  15. Worst kept secret in the world. I'm sure all the drugs and cartels are in the same spots they were in two weeks ago when POTUS started bragging about how he was gonna swing his big military dick around soon. Just like those Iranian nukes were.
  16. Today I learned who Kaitlin Bennett is: pretty much Temu MTG with a drunken shitstain. Cool timeline.
  17. "See, Power Slap has street applications just like MMA" -- Dana White, probably
  18. Until Ohio State moves out of Columbus, I'll have to respectfully disagree. Blech.
  19. Narrator: It turns out that Pavia had been concussed so many times that he thought he was a baseball player.
  20. Several million Native Americans are holding on Line 1........
  21. Hunter Biden, therefore your point is irrelevant.
  22. Not after I light the whole world on fire.
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