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Hank Chinaski

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  1. The ags must be unfamiliar with the adage “dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” They desperately want to be thought of as a top brand/program in CFB, yet here they are abandoning their brand so they can dress like a run-of-the-mill Sun Belt team.
  2. It’s 2024, real life is stupider than any fiction.
  3. Everything hitting at once. It’s gonna be Wild, better turn your camera on.
  4. I am a fan of Spoon. In a related story I am 47 and white.
  5. This sentiment is and always has been central to their collective fantasy which casts Texas as the fortunate rich kid whose successes have never been earned and casts themselves as the virtuous underdogs. The actual people involved don’t change this. So of course every Texas player and coach is a selfish, arrogant, shallow diva while all ags are genuine hard-working men of character. When you start with this conclusion (and then try to support it at all costs), you kinda have to tap into a level of cognitive dissonance that most can’t reach. Never mind that it is their program, not Texas’s, that has repeatedly been caught cheating, and that they are the ones constantly boasting about how wealthy their program is - they are the virtuous underdogs.
  6. This has all the feel of the ags hyping this as a “top 10 victory” even after Missouri finishes the season 8-4.
  7. Through 5 games, Bijan is averaging 13.7 carries and 3.8 targets per game. ATL bucked the (new) conventional wisdom that you don’t pick a RB in the top 10 because they presumably thought Bijan was that special (many agreed). And then they use him somewhat sparingly. I know it’s a different coaching staff and all, but it seems like a dumb approach.
  8. But injuries are always a possibility, so it isn’t “absolute,” right? Not to mention all the other things that could go wrong that need to be baked into projections. The (very unlikely) absolute floor is 0.
  9. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. The whole value proposition with Bijan is that he is a really good runner and receiver. They use a top 10 pick on him. And he splits time pretty much evenly with Tyler Allgier. They barely use him in the passing game. he is pretty clearly their best offensive player and gets about 15 touches per game. I mean, what the fuck are they doing?
  10. Good thing ATL had Allgier in there for that drive instead of Bijan.
  11. That’s fair. Along those lines, if he really had a play called “go fuck yourself bitch,” well I didn’t hate that.
  12. Whoever our AD was at the time (or whoever his real boss was) should have told him that he wasn’t at the University of fucking Houston anymore and to act like an adult.
  13. Goddamnit Herman was such a clown.
  14. That was Steve Breaston. Edwards was really good in that game too though.
  15. If: (football player sees pretty girls) leads to: (increased dopamine release) leads to: (enhanced football performance) Then: they could just pull up pornhub on those tablets they use on the sidelines. This way they preserve cherished traditions and will be drowning in dopamine. Everybody wins.
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