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Hank Chinaski

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  1. Agreed, his schtick where he’d pretend to admonish the listeners for their sophomoric and crude humor as a means of perpetuating the jokes was his best stuff.
  2. xWOBA Correa: .337 Dubon: .296
  3. If any kids of the 80s remembers the original “Watcher in the Woods” - which was also Disney - holy shit.
  4. We’re about the same age. I remember thinking that I definitely wanted to see this “octopussy” movie, but I didn’t want to see it with my parents. Unfortunately, I was 7, so what are you gonna do.
  5. Man…I wish I was living in the 1990s.
  6. Doesn’t this just mean that his knee health is getting better instead of worse?
  7. I don’t follow the daily ups and downs that closely, but Ojo stating publicly a few months ago that he was Texas’s priority OT/OL in this class, given how long the staff had been on Turntine, was off-putting at the time and made me lukewarm on him (that was the first time I’d heard his name). Give me the guy that didn’t feel any need to respond to Ojo’s statement, who is a better actual player, and who was choosing between Texas, Michigan and Stanford (probably the top three I’d encourage my kid to consider) every day of the week. That’s an easy pick. And yeah, I get that people are more annoyed that his bullshit may have cost the program other guys than they are about not getting him specifically. But I’m also not worried that Sark/Flood/Texas will figure it out.
  8. Hell, I like this guy.
  9. “Fodder for hilarity”
  10. I remember seeing Ricky Williams for the first over by the old social work building one day, just in passing. I remember thinking that I’d never seen anyone that looked anything like this guy ever in terms of his body proportions. Like, to the point where the pattern-recognition conventions my brain had invented to identify humans as human weren’t really working. I hadn’t felt so physically inadequate since the day I tried to pick up a teenaged lifeguard at Splashtown when I was 11.
  11. Ag chest-thumping and victory lappping about recruiting - in June - is about as on-brand as it gets.
  12. Is he at one of those “game rooms” in a strip mall? Looks like the spot next to Teotihuacan on West Belfort. What a dipshit.
  13. Ha, my doctoral advisor went there, this definitely tracks.
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