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SizzleChest

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  1. So many stories of his abuse that have gone untold. But he's dead now, so people he harmed can visit his grave and yell at him while they piss.
  2. Universal things one can always trust in: death, taxes, sunset & sunrise (excluding the poles), and Taylor Hamm cunting it up due to his massive deficit in self-esteem, height, rational thinking, and likeability.
  3. Gaffer's tape.
  4. John Hardon, er Hardonwood, er Harwood also seems to have a hard-on for her.
  5. She's got a fuck pad ready and waiting for you to show up.
  6. Yes. Dan Senor's assessment was this was 1) a 50th anniversary-Tet offensive styled surprise attack and 2) it was for the express purpose of slowing down Israel-KSA normalization. Hamas is Iran's puppet, but with Hizbollah not involved directly or any clear signals that Russia or China directed Iran to order this, this seems like the most plausible rationale.
  7. John McCain's corpse cock is tumescent.
  8. It only took 5 games.
  9. LOL
  10. Mike McCarthy, you over-snacking shitshow you.
  11. In 200 years, the Palestinians will have land they govern, but don't own. And the odds on craps and free slot play will be amazing.
  12. Kevin McCarthy got his ass kicked by Beavis. BEAVIS!
  13. His prior arrest was before he was on campus / enrolled at Texas.
  14. Pam gets a "lump" on her forehead working as a volunteer fire fighter / disaster scientist and then has a "relationship" with Romeo Rose.
  15. Jerry's going to have to be severely weakened or dead for that to get made.
  16. FIFY.
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