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SizzleChest

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  1. Yet physically taller and a higher net worth.
  2. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
  3. Before he's compared to Tommie Harris, we're going to need to see him shit a helmet.
  4. It's going to be very difficult moving forward for any Texas portal exits to be considered anything but healthy attrition.
  5. I think she's in Dallas somewhere dry humping the part of the pile of settlement cash she hasn't drank away yet.
  6. It's a meniscus or ACL tear, most likely. Just based off the fact he could not put weight on it.
  7. So many stories of his abuse that have gone untold. But he's dead now, so people he harmed can visit his grave and yell at him while they piss.
  8. Universal things one can always trust in: death, taxes, sunset & sunrise (excluding the poles), and Taylor Hamm cunting it up due to his massive deficit in self-esteem, height, rational thinking, and likeability.
  9. John Hardon, er Hardonwood, er Harwood also seems to have a hard-on for her.
  10. She's got a fuck pad ready and waiting for you to show up.
  11. Yes. Dan Senor's assessment was this was 1) a 50th anniversary-Tet offensive styled surprise attack and 2) it was for the express purpose of slowing down Israel-KSA normalization. Hamas is Iran's puppet, but with Hizbollah not involved directly or any clear signals that Russia or China directed Iran to order this, this seems like the most plausible rationale.
  12. John McCain's corpse cock is tumescent.
  13. Mike McCarthy, you over-snacking shitshow you.
  14. In 200 years, the Palestinians will have land they govern, but don't own. And the odds on craps and free slot play will be amazing.
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