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Armybrat

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  1. Granddaughter is very upset. She had recently picked out a very nice wedding dress for her nuptials in March. Of course it needed alterations to fit. She called the shop this morning to inquire about picking it up - but got no answer, and discovered the place was closed & out of business (filed for bankruptcy. She even went by there and saw it was empty. No wedding dress and no $2,200 (her dad’s dough).
  2. Plenty of retardant to be loaded at the Dixie Chicken.
  3. He probably has a compromising photo of Sharp wiping his lips next to a Dixie Chicken glory hole.
  4. That one was probably referencing Chris Christie. /cr
  5. Somebody replied today to my post on The High Road forum….. Today at 7:16 AM New Add bookmark #43 Should be a lot more difficult to lose that one now! Many years ago, we had a local gunshop owner who took advantage of a slow business day to disassemble his normal carry gun- a Browning High Power- for cleaning. He did have a pistol gripped 12Ga. under the counter and was wearing one of those NAA belt-buckle guns, so I guess he thought it was an acceptable risk. There was also an 80-lb German Shepherd and a Giant African Parrot patrolling around the shop as well. As luck would have it, a customer came in and started chatting him up about this and that, luring him away from the main counter, before pulling a .357 and demanding he lock the front door. The shop owner, caught cold, put up his hands and was moving to comply, when the bird, which had been perched quietly on a wooden roost near the entrance, reached out and clipped off a chunk of the robbers' face. The perp, momentarily stunned, tried to staunch the wound with his gun-hand, giving the proprietor time to draw and fire his NAA, killing the robber. Apparently, the bad guy didn't realize either the bird or the belt-buckle gun were real..... Oh, and the Shepherd just sat on the floor the whole time, watching it go down. The shop owner later had a sign made for the front door that read "Forget the Dog, Beware of Parrot."
  6. He’s stuck in the Dixie Chicken.
  7. Armybrat

    Getting old sucks

    We have them in every room and both cars.
  8. Well, you could always jack off to jet pack guy and listen to Bob Cole shouting ads for 25 minutes.
  9. You forgot about this commie already?
  10. Mrs. Brat says to the haters kma…..
  11. Agree here too. and fuck aggy to stay on topic
  12. jfc some really unhinged haters here.
  13. Armybrat

    Burgers

    I don’t like cheese on my burgers. Fight me. In other news… cedar Park has a new burger joint called Shake Shack. What’s the story on their burgers & shakes? Am always looking for a good chocolate shake.
  14. Armybrat

    Tex Mex

    We went to Santa Catarina in Cedar Park yesterday afternoon. Mrs. Brat loves their $8 happy hour shrimp cocktail. It had 3 large shrimp on top with a lot more chopped up in the sauce & salad. She can only eat half of it. I splurged and had my first TexMex steak platter ever. It was delicious with the melted goat cheese butter on top. I ate all of it.
  15. Armybrat

    Tex Mex

    Yep, Mama Betty’s is pretty good - 5 minutes from our house.
  16. Well, the business might be screwing somebody over.
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