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Macanudo

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  1. Ok Zona, can Texas at least have Gallego?
  2. About tits? No. About Loomer the Wildebeast? Yes.
  3. A boy can dream.
  4. Jasmine looks a little, uh, Vulcan there.
  5. Fake as fake can be. Those look like something out of 90s porn.
  6. Leave the homespun, peyote fueled soliloquys to canecutter.
  7. [MAGA Pastor] Out of wedlock? She's a whore! [MAGA Pastor]
  8. Could also be Romanov or Hapsburg. And look how that turned out for those families.
  9. If he's running for public office, he's dead on the inside.
  10. They can run all of their data centers from Greenland and see how well their corporate dictatorship works on a small scale.
  11. Sounds like Florida State didn't want to get into the feeding frenzy.
  12. America is ready for our first gay President. Lindsey! Lindsey! Lindsey!
  13. You and I imagine different things. Mine involves Salma Hayek, me and a gallon of lube.
  14. I think she'll get something like $40,000 a year starting at age 62. Nothing to sneeze at but not "retire and never worry again money" for someone like her who probably drives a lifted Ram truck with $1,200 monthly payments.
  15. You don't know where Carlos Hatchcock was during the shot, do you, smart guy?
  16. And Roswell because of the aliens.
  17. It blends in better with his Grand Wizard outfit.
  18. THinka about it. This would be like the Herschel Walker trade. We only get one Senator. You get 2 sycophantic senators and like 8 moronic reps. Think of the draft capitol!
  19. They'll be in English. It will look great when the Venezuelans shoot down one of the planes and parade a captured (or dead) American in out in front of cameras.
  20. Wait, that was Livingstone.
  21. Damn, Moore, what a catch.
  22. Can we trade Chip Roy, Wesley Hunt, Brandon Gill, Ronny Jackson, Beth Van Duyne, Troy Nehls, Roger Williams, Dan Crenshaw, John Cornyn and Ted Cruz for him?
  23. I know he got me hard.
  24. Tessitore is worse by far. Palmer sucks but Tessitore is the absolute announcer on TV today.
  25. Regardless, Tessitore is a fuckhead.
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