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Macanudo

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  1. Twin Peaks.
  2. At my local Dem meeting, I've been telling them for weeks that this whole thing is a nothingburger. The DOJ has exhausted the D.C. area's supply of black Sharpies. And they weren't being stuck in Melania's butthole.
  3. She's not "photogenic" enough. If you know what I mean. She'll be in Mike Lindell's "TV" channel.
  4. Fake. Hand is too big.
  5. I worked with a guy years ago who was 5 feet tall. His wife was like 4'10". They weren't dwarves but had some other genetic issue. Both of them had amazingly good (and funny) attitudes about their height. We became pretty good friends and hung out often. Once he and I went to a movie and as we walk up he says "Buy one adult and one kid ticket. No one will questions us." For the record, I'm 6'2" and the two of us looked a little like each other. The best though was when we'd go out for drinks and he would get carded. Once he was told that they wouldn't serve him and tried to keep his license as a fake. He went out to his car, got his car registration and his work ID with his picture on it and showed it to the manager. I had my work ID with me too and showed him that we worked together. Dude straight told us the little dude had to be a high school intern or something with his brother's ID. Still wouldn't serve him. Little man thought it was hysterical. We were the nearly the same age, I was in my early 30s and he was like 2 years younger than me. Another time, some drunk dude was kind of badgering him about dwarf tossing. My friend told that dwarf tossing was on Tuesday's and if the dude came back that day, it was on. We were at one of our regular places and the bartender backed him up. "Yep, dwarf tossing is on Tuesdays." Drunk guy leaves eventually and my friend looks at me and the bartender and says "Well that's just great. Now I can never come in here on a Tuesday ever again. Unless... Either of you know a real dwarf that is willing to get tossed." He let all of that stuff just roll right off his back. He knew that getting bent out of shape wasn't worth it.
  6. Brackens hit on the Tech punter was heard throughout the stadium.
  7. The PT Cruiser isn't manly enough for you?
  8. For each of MTG's toes.
  9. Nope. Lawn Darts.
  10. You're overlooking the fact that one of Trump's friends was paid to "decorate" and was paid 7 figures to pick that out.
  11. Antigua and Barbuda plus Dominica are also on the list. Gotta worry about those small Caribbean countries.
  12. ET 2: Electric Bugaloo?
  13. Get back to me when Rand Paul and the Human Turtle get beaten by a Democrat.
  14. Blame Bateman.
  15. Peter Weir and Mike Nichols.
  16. Donald J. Trump Bob Stoops Barry Switzer Mack Brown Dabo Swinney Kirby Smart Urban Meyer Joe Tessitore Jake Paul Joe Rogan
  17. Wasn't the whole Luke and Laura thing kind of fucked up? I seem to remember that he had raped her.
  18. Lowe's doesn't sell a 12 foot tall inflatable John McClain? They should.
  19. If I live my life right, people around me dont need NDAs
  20. And a renovation on the bathroom windows in case he needs to make a hasty exit.
  21. "Christians" love to call things demonic.
  22. And WTF
  23. It's one of the (many) things about Trump that I fucking hate. His level of involvement in every damn thing is aggravating. POTUS shouldn't chime in on everything that happens every day, all day, all the fucking time. His obsessive need to "Look at me! LOOK AT ME!" constantly is exhausting.
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