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Longhorn_Fan68

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Everything posted by Longhorn_Fan68

  1. stop the boat, i want off. I just got an email titled "How will The Big Beautiful Bill affect your business?" I can't fucking believe that name got all the way through and is now defecating in my inbox. goddammit I hate this fucking timeline
  2. saw a recruiting ad for the border patrol yesterday and it was as cringey as you can guess. lol, pathetic
  3. fingerprint or dna test it? his base can deny it all they want, but a court won't (one fucking hopes)
  4. irony is dead - its corpse covered in piss and feces - and the remains thrown in the gutter. ethics.
  5. leave it to the brits to infantilize something sexual. lol
  6. none of us should have ever known who Liz Truss is/was.
  7. I'd call our president a dumb dildo, but dildos are useful. he's just so goddamn dumb
  8. yes. someone who he used to traffic underage sex slaves to. could be any number of people.
  9. guess I'm dense - what are you trying to tell me?
  10. pardon her for what? I was told there was no crime here. isn't that admitting there was a crime?
  11. good. something has to give. I'm tired of it being me
  12. Maria Farmer did not kill herself
  13. dead kids tend to rile people up. I'm not sure why anyone would have expected reasonable discourse on this, especially considering the top-down failures of our elected officials.
  14. gotta be available to hop a plane before the next natural disaster!
  15. there is definitely still time
  16. I can't decide which will happen last, that or dotard kicking it
  17. but he won. at least on paper
  18. you win all the internets for today.
  19. furk. end of era and a genre-defining career.
  20. you must have a firewall up or something bc googling his name comes up with a shitton of stuff
  21. if the first part is true then he is a trolling asshole. those are the only two options. well, maybe C, both A and B. but don't pretend for a second there is any naivete at play here.
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