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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. who the fuck says war-fighting? oh yeah, our drunk asshole SecDef who is the poster child for why DEI exists. isn't qualified to sharpen the pencils at the pentagon, much less lead it
  2. and I'm sure it came off as natural and not robotic at all. alas I will never know because BBT is an insult to intelligent people and entirely unfunny.
  3. they're both poster children for the word cunt exactly. anyone expecting billionaires to save democracy hasn't been paying attention and doesn't deserve to be part of the conversation
  4. it's all disgusting
  5. he can use the flag as a tent or a blanket to keep him warm
  6. R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E He's perfectly made for this team
  7. Man he guessed the outfit almost perfectly
  8. 2 fluky goals. I think he's fine.
  9. That kid is awesome. Glad he's finally waking up
  10. I feel that's the opening of the seal for him
  11. Avs fans must be smarter. We had a few Texas Sucks chants last Wednesday but never singled out Oettinger. Nah just too high to remember any names
  12. Lol at you being too dumb to know that's what home crowds do
  13. yeah, gonna need those A+ Stars to show up tonight. Scoring only 7 goals in 4 games doesn't feel like getting it done. Gonna need a repeat of game 2, but a notch better
  14. busy as fook monday for me. just now getting my head above water for the day
  15. from what I have seen from the pacific so far I will be stunned if it's not a central team in the finals. of course, odds are in the favor there too, since they're 5/8 of the west teams
  16. No sweeps this round. Was curious if that was rare. It's happened four times in the current format (2013) - '23, '20, '16 are the others
  17. especially considering she went on record saying she would never kill herself.
  18. can you play goalie? that's their weakest hockey pipeline right now
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