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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. Poor @Pato del Muerto, I bet that ending bored him to tears
  2. lol, right? I can only see him in blue and white in my head
  3. FIN/SWE going down to the wire. based on the h2h's so far, wonder how the US will fare tonight.
  4. times infinity. I want his last thought to be dotard's words ricocheting through his skull. i want him to know he will go down as one of the key figures in America's eventual demise.
  5. well, then I guess I and the rest of the hockey community are glad you have no say in this. lol
  6. fucking really? they have been blasting all the streaming channels with his unfunny comedy special trailer and then his nauseating promos both-sidesing this shit is enough to make Ana hard. all that and they get kid fucking rock? clown show extreme
  7. lol, I read that as a pre-pardon for anyone so bold. dildo
  8. ask putin. that's where he is getting this shit from
  9. what you want is untenable. the nhl schedule already grueling enough and having more rigorous overtime would water down the playoffs due to everyone being hurt or exhausted. the format is great as it is - make it a 3-point game and make OT 10 minutes and the regular season is perfect. everyone plays everyone at least twice. the schedule leans on the division format to cause competition within the divisions. it's the best it's ever been. at least maybe we can all agree ties were dumb.
  10. oi. another instance where I wish eye bleach were real
  11. if I go to retire and someone tells me to turn my hobbies into paying work, I'm kicking their shin. the whole point of retirement is to stop working. if you're still working, you're not retired. /rantover
  12. we're not supposed to eat geese? but what will I feed to Tiny Tim?
  13. lol, no, they're gonna get rid of property taxes. voila! problem solved!
  14. yeah, I've been on the 3-point train for a while what? 3v3 overtime hockey is amazing. you are definitely in the minority on that one. they need to extend it to 10 minutes, though. and the every game should be worth 3 points. this manufactured points bullshit is dumb
  15. yeah, if actual rape doesn't move the needle some heavy petting certainly won't. these people are demons, pure and simple
  16. lol, nah, we'll just switch them off ala the crotch pagers that Mossad sent Hezbollah
  17. holy shit, I'm 46 and I look 20 years younger than that guy.
  18. yup. a whole lot of people boutta get the lucy/football treatment
  19. call the giant roaming pile "Pee Tape Island"
  20. just asking questions!
  21. great if you're in some niche business industries or a bible thumper
  22. Serious question: do you know anyone here IRL? And I don't mean you stalked someone at a tailgate and made them see the light of libertarianism - would anyone else that posts here call you a friend?
  23. yeah, holy shit, this is the first month - hell, only 3 weeks in!!!. Military chopper flies right the fuck into a commercial liner. At least two fighter planes down and we're not even at war. Now a fucking aircraft carrier collides with a freight ship. As someone else asked, where the fuck was the protection flotilla? are we actually fucking safe right now? I don't feel it. oh shit, this hasn't even occurred to me. here's my prediction: spacex vessel flies straight into a neighborhood.
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