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Longhorn_Fan68

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Everything posted by Longhorn_Fan68

  1. because it didn't happen
  2. seriously? throw something out. stupid? yes. evil? yes. narcissistic? also yes. syphilis brain? probably.
  3. lol, wow, president dipshit announced something that didn't happen and the two countries involved stopped and said, "no you the fuck didn't" and then resumed shooting at each other? weakest president ever. not even close.
  4. close, he looks like Hoggle when he was found decades later
  5. canadian pm got some junk in the trunk but it all serialness, de Adder is one of the better satirists out there. his work is both beautiful and poignant
  6. lol. wow. pathetic thread bump.
  7. yeah, but I ain't younger LF68 anymore and my mind and dick got connected somewhere along the way. I'm ok with it
  8. weird that's where your mind goes, but no. I would not. i tend to think I have a pretty balanced approach when it comes to thinking with both heads and she's an evil, dumb, propagandist. my big head would not let the little head get involved
  9. maybe no seed can find purchase. what with being dead inside and all
  10. same lineup as game 1. dance with the one that brung ya
  11. my BIL and his family are there and are not in any way magats. they want to get the fuck out asap, but that may prove harder over time
  12. probably why he had to take up self defense. he seems the type to say karate with an annoying accent/inflection
  13. did you expect anything else from this regime?
  14. Longhorn_Fan68 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    wat?
  15. I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
  16. Longhorn_Fan68 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    In actuality, this is what we want - people like you to stop poisoning the minds of others with their toxic thoughts, so thanks for shutting the fuck up. we appreciate it! now please return to your regularly scheduled shutting the fuck up
  17. lol, it's as if some of you don't remember being in the pacific division. this is a cake walk comparatively. we're playing post season hockey. I would watch if it was on at 4a. y'all soft
  18. Longhorn_Fan68 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    k.
  19. Longhorn_Fan68 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    maybe so, but they're also at an inflection point as membership continues to decline. adapt or die finally pertains to them too. whether they choose to accept that inevitability is a different story altogether
  20. way better than being hungover after a loss. definitely gonna take a drinking sabbatical after the playoffs. go back to only drinking on weekends after that. then start back over in Sep. horns and stars till I die, baby! lol
  21. Longhorn_Fan68 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    lol. THIS is what got the church riled up? this exact hypocrisy is why I left a long time ago
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