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miguelito

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  1. Why didn't you murder him/her?
  2. Why isn't the end zone burnt orange? What's with the gap?
  3. I saw some Haitians at 1060 West Addison in Chicago.
  4. Oh shit, we won!
  5. Big Bertha lets anybody bang her.
  6. Do I have psoriasis?
  7. Who's drunker, me or these announcers? A: me.
  8. I don't blame them.
  9. Forward pass for minus 7 yards.
  10. I have bats in some bat houses in my yard.
  11. Me neither. I guess my parents didn't like me.
  12. I mean, I could have another old fashioned.
  13. Ha ha.
  14. Icing their own kicker.
  15. Time for another old fashioned.
  16. So's my Johnson. I've been drinking.
  17. Lots of stupid in those last few minutes. Time to start drinking. Some more, I mean.
  18. Stupid play there on 4th down.
  19. I just had a good nap during this game. It doesn’t look like I missed much.
  20. But Biden is old. Come on, mainstream media! Do your fucking job. Nice haiku, weirdo.
  21. What does the niece think about this? (assuming she thinks) Abortions have risen slightly since Roe was overturned, study finds https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/abortions-have-risen-slightly-since-roe-was-overturned-study-finds
  22. Whatever, UW vs WSU today at 230 on the Peacock Network.
  23. I like this one, but tromboners use the bass clef.
  24. You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
  25. Stupid sexy Flanders.
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