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Homercles

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  1. Well that was it, I’m convinced.
  2. Seeing Poe with the “oh golly gee whiz fellas, I’m sorry I tossed that grenade in and closed the door”
  3. Maybe he’s dating Pole Assassin
  4. I don’t know why all argue with…*checks surly handout, appendix c, pages 1-19 for list of prior handles*…BeardIP
  5. He had a lot of help. The queen. The Vatican. The Gettys. The Rothschilds. AND colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
  6. Just imagine an AI earpiece feeding you lines, like in Sneakers
  7. You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Battery’s in the water…our battery. Farewell and adieu, to you fat MAGA traitors
  8. Woulda much rather played Nebraska. Florida has a wealth of talent and was worried they’d be a sleeper when they popped into our regional. Also been living by the HR all year, now dying by it. Poetic.
  9. Just like that
  10. Yeah Gator talking about getting embarrassed, I’ve got a bad feeling as we fuck around.
  11. Aggy pitcher looks like a 37 year old, alcoholic, failed comic from 1999
  12. Announcers: Aggy at the plate, color guy telling us about his time playing Select and fawning over his platelet count at birth. Gage makes a heads up, just in time play while running on fumes…’Texas pitcher throws an out ball’
  13. BigXII gonna end up with 4 out 6 catbird when y’all walk this off.
  14. That dumbass, shirtless kid dancing in the background is pissing me off.
  15. Y’all blanked us in softball, our whole team’s body language was ass once that knock went over the fence. Was impressive, even on the losing end. For baseball, that felt like the game a lot of us knew Holliday was capable of…1 ER, 10 K, 2 hits…but at least I certainly didn’t expect him to go the distance this late in the season. Easily a top 5 pitching performance so far. Literal buzz saw.
  16. What else ever…Chlamydia?
  17. Which is awesome but if we make it to Omaha, those are just deep flies. After starting out 2-0 during our last visit, only to get knocked out by ‘Zona, it worries me. Who am I kidding…I’m a poke, so I’m always jaded/worried.
  18. Just logged into Facebook for the first time in months to mark myself safe from the Vanderbilt Whistler 2024.
  19. You just haven’t noticed that we’ve entered the ‘new / low count poster jumps into threads with shit hot right-wing takes’ phase. Bonus points here are earned by checking the ‘also posts in crypto, Israel and Elon threads’ boxes.
  20. Wife and I were watching y’all last night, and she asked why they built the baseball field next to a junior high school
  21. Gotta love the logic: ”Being convicted is going to fire up his base, the justice department is corrupt” ”Being found not guilty is going to fire up his base, the justice department is corrupt” There is literally nothing you can say that will change their minds and pull them from the cult. Beyond putting him out of reach forever, his death will be fascinating in seeing if anyone can fill that void for them.
  22. They all either bend the knee or get completely swept up in RINO labels. It’d be humorous if there wasn’t so much at stake. It really is amazing to behold, they all hitch their wagons to someone who is likely to die soon and showing signs of dementia. No one has proven remotely capable of filling the evil void that is DJT. I agree that the only engine for change in the GOP will be his death, and then what are they going to do? I hope for a protracted, self destructive thunderdome where the bulk of the party is marginalized but it’s been reinforced that evil tends to prevail.
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