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Homercles

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  1. I was a USAF brat who’d moved from Turkey for Jr/Sr year, thus an outsider the two years I spent at Burkburnett HS with kids who’d all known each other since diapers…so maybe my HS experience was different than most of y’all. Regardless, anyone I met who legit spends more than a minute talking about high school is a fuckin dullard who peaked at 17 and likely the type to chuckle at this shit. High School was a means to have choices when it came to college, little else.
  2. I read Musk’s replies in Towelie’s voice and it made so much more sense
  3. Was awesome for a freshman, returning from injury, to hit the go ahead 3-run shot over the batters eye…his first collegiate HR is to take the lead in game 3 of Bedlam in front of a home crowd.
  4. I told my oldest this morning to, regardless of the clouds, close your eyes for a few to just listen/feel the change. There will be a million wonderful pics and videos to look at later, but it’s that feeling of the moment that’ll be your fondest memory.
  5. Not surprised. Feels like a ton of rain is on the long term forecast all the time, but like Aggy chasing hardware, the dream fades as the date approaches. So naturally the long term forecast has been right all along for a once in a lifetime event.
  6. Really grateful the key parts here were underlined
  7. Wonder if that’s a cross around his neck…I bet it is. This shit infuriates me to no end. A large swath of people need an Other to project their fears, uncertainties and dread onto while a certain group of politicians are all in on leveraging that to stay in power, partnering with certain news agencies eager to harness it for viewership. Now a family is broken, a church lost their leader and a community is refusing to examine itself over an individual’s own private affairs that had zero impact on their lives. This country was founded on the human right of self expression and equality, yet the people who espouse to love it the most are often those actively participating in suppressing it for zero gain. Fuck them.
  8. I can’t tell if I’m just too dumb to understand his posts or if he’s Kareem in The Stand (original) warning everyone about the man with no face
  9. Put that shit on a plate and sell on daytime tv, and you’d be rich
  10. You know what they say about the weather in Texas, if you don’t…ahhh fuck them, I hate when people say that happy horse shit.
  11. We…or should say I…drove the Million Dollar Highway last year during our trip to Durango. Being on the dropoff side was legit the only time I’ve ever been a white knuckle driver and actually relieved to be behind a slow poke. Wife and kids were raving about the scenery, and when they all leaned to one side to gape at the dropoff it took every fiber of my being to keep from shouting “GODAMMIT DONT YOU FUCKING DARE UPSET THE BALANCE OF THIS SHITTY ASS V6 EXPLORER YOU FUCKWADS”. Bridges ain’t shit
  12. This. Every time I’ve read a book about WWII, regardless of how evil I know Nazi Germany to have been, when it comes to the chapter about Barbarossa…even though it arguably lead to the downfall of Hitler, I can’t help but get all conflicted Larry David
  13. Putting me in that bitch is the only way you’d get me to read JosephStang threads
  14. That’s cool and all but…Porterhouse Lobo’d out?
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