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Homercles

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  1. So is it out or have they just settled in as a permanent fixture?
  2. Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about how Oklahoma sucks
  3. I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.
  4. I think they all secretly had a Janice fetish back in the day
  5. Does she go by Jane ever? I’m sure this “Jane Says” song I heard on the radio is about something wholesome.
  6. Only thing that’s kept me from jumping to YTTV is I’ve read picture quality is not as good as DTV Stream. Any feedback there? Been a U-verse customer since they were selling it door to door like 15 years ago, but I’m tired of boxes and ATT in general. So I may see who can get me cheapest gigabit in Cedar Park and drop ATT altogether.
  7. Even ESPN’s website is confused as fuck
  8. I had no doubt y’all were going to make the bigger splash in Year 1 of SEC transition…but damn, dominating Bluey in the Big House vs struggling at home vs Houston = save some castoff SEC pussy for the rest of us, because failing-upwards-to-victory against Arky today just isn’t enough.
  9. Ok so he likes service members that don’t get captured, calls those who died ‘losers/suckers’, insulted those who “earned” our nation’s highest recognition of valor, and now poses for a thumbs-up photo op in front of a dead trooper’s grave at our nation’s most hallowed ground? I will never understand how anyone even remotely connected to the military could support that guy. Anytime I’m in DC, I have to visit and catch a guard change. They’ve unfailingly guarded those remains for decades, from ice to hurricanes to blistering summers, walking so precisely the marble is worn by their footsteps. In the army, you have a better shot at going from boot to passing RASP (Ranger) to passing the Q course (special forces) to eventually getting selected for Delta than you do getting to wear an Honor Guard badge. Once again, dude somehow manages to denigrate people who have a drive that I’ll never be able to fully fathom from the outside…drive to give their lives to save their buddies or to serve a ceremonial role where you don’t even wear rank, silently suffering in the elements to honor others. /soapbox
  10. That’s an insult to Marines
  11. Well I can’t read the comments because I refuse to support a right wing billionaire troll…so I’ll assume that their statue of Mojo Jojo offends you somehow and the comments are full of manufactured outrage, bots peddling manufactured outrage, and a breathtaking circle jerk of fear and loathing. And you calling anything or anyone goofy, even in jest, is rich
  12. Trump, guns, religion…these people would have all been lining up outside Jonestown in the 70’s.
  13. 9mm? GTA taught me that any bullets landing within 100’ of a sentry at a military base would bring down automatic rifles, machine gun fire from HMMWV, mini guns and rockets from Blackhawks and eventually an Abrams or two.
  14. He…he said…what, hang on…there is no wa…what the fuuuuck? - Homercles, 16 August, year of our lord 2024 How the FUCK do you denigrate, in such a dismissive way, those who earned our nation’s highest honor for valor in combat? An ‘award’ for circumstances that are often so intense, so traumatizing, that the ‘winner’ is either deceased from an incredibly selfless sacrifice or racked by Survivors Guilt such that they disappear from the public eye. I see someone with a CIB/CAB/CMB and it tears at my heart they had to do it ‘for real’ (yes I understand plenty of 11x folks earned EIBs under marginal circumstances and 18’s probably laugh about it). Someone, alive, with an MOH is likely changed forever from a few short minutes of dire circumstances that I can’t fathom while posting to Surly from my comfy bed. I could keep rambling, but even as a sheltered officer’s kid who never made the leap to serve…I cannot even begin to fathom how words like that come out of someone’s mouth, let alone from someone who supposedly was the CiC just a few years ago. That excuse for a ‘man’ can’t die fast enough.
  15. MAGA is ready for genital inspection
  16. Some of y’all mofos need to watch Hunt For Red October again
  17. Me in March, when my wife was gone for two weeks to Portugal with her cousin.
  18. So you’re saying somewhere between ABL and a bona-fide colored lady? Do you know what a colored lady is? Not your moms, fo show. Cause if they was that, y’all woulda known better than that bullshit. (Sorry man, inspired to work in one of my favorite moments in a show chock full of em)
  19. Can it automatically format pimphand posts into comic sans and change chainsaw’s periods into tiny versions of this?
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