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SHOOTER12

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  1. So my $5 is lying to me? Dirty, filthy lying cash. I'll never trust a $5 bill again.
  2. $5 Says he'll be in portal again before his career is over.
  3. Same BS Stuckeys used to do with their billboards.
  4. If I were the cashier(or customer behind her) I'd embarrass the hell out of her. As a customer, I might even flip it over in the aisle.
  5. Seriously though, how is it pronounced?
  6. Forecast is changing every hour or so.
  7. News here said we have a 50% chance of losing power....fark!
  8. Hell you sent the invitation cutie, lololol
  9. Depending on the weather app, it's calling for 8°-11° here in Nastydouches with 36-48 hours below freezing. I started getting ready this morning as it's going to be hell getting it done with a destroyed shoulder.
  10. Hell I see 8-10 inches here every time I take a leak.
  11. It would honestly be hell for the next coach to come in after him and try to fill those shoes. One screw up and the hounds would be looking for blood.
  12. I know nothing, nossing.... Got the strangest bones right now.
  13. Hell he looks like he was just a heartbeat from trying to go off again.
  14. Oh dammit, that was perfect, have some reptilian.
  15. I played football against a MLB from Cuero named Marion Harper. There wasn't a guy in the country who would dare ridicule his name. One bad mofo, and probably carried the wallet to prove it.
  16. Same here except all of them are damned near full.
  17. Jesus man never discuss or ask about dreams. Some years back I dreamed that my wife was best friends with Cameron Diaz. We were all out at some kind of outdoor festival or gathering of some kind with thousands of people when we somehow got separated. My wife freaked out because Cameron was nowhere to be found and had me looking high and low for her. I guess in my sleep I was calling out trying to find her. My wife woke up and asked me if I was having a nightmare or what. I gave her a brief sleepy rundown of how I was trying to find her best friend.of course that immediately got spun to I was dreaming about fucking Cameron Diaz. I told her NO I was looking for her because you told me to etc etc. To this day, I'm still hearing about it. If a movie or something comes on with her in it I immediately leave so I don't have to hear about it all over again...fml
  18. The felon will be too busy drunkenly fucking the groundhog.
  19. Yep, hope they have a pool and a pond.....or a swamp
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