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Lidig8r

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  1. I told this story on the late, may as well be deceased Shag. My then wife and I had season tickets with her parents. Like many UT fans in Dallas, we were on a Southwest Airline flight which was supposed to get into Austin about 90 minutes before the game started. The waiting area was packed with people dressed in burnt orange and ... Tony Dorsett. Dorsett was flying down to see his record broken. Then, Southwest announces the plane has had a mechanical difficulty and it would be at least 2 hours before we left. Dorsett and (presumably his handler), walk up to the gate agent, engage in a very quiet conversation. Next thing we know, that gate agent is on the phone and a Southwest employee is running down the hallway. About 10 minutes later, we hear an announcement, "We have a plane about to go into maintenance folks that we can use for this flight. It should be rolling up to the gate in less than 10 minutes." Substitute plane pulls up, people are running on the plane. It was the fastest I have ever seen a Southwest flight get loaded. We are wheels up. We land in Austin (Bergstrom was not yet open to the public so we landed at Mueller) about 20 minutes before the game is supposed to start. I see Dorsett hopping into the back of an Austin PD car with his handler. In-laws pick us up, we park at our usual place at University Methodist Church on the Drag and arrive at DKR literally seconds before the kick off. But for Dorsett being on that flight, we would have missed Ricky's run. Hell of a game.
  2. For all the hate... For all the vengeance... For all that is good and Holy and Burnt Orange Sunsets - 35 Fucking Hillbillies - 31
  3. Stop. The ONLY reason we beat ou in 2015 was because we had Jay Norvell on staff. For the previous 8 years, Norvell had been the wide receivers coach at ou. He was let go in March 2015 and we picked him up as our wide receivers coach. After Watson, again, shit the bed against Notre Dame, Watson was relieved of play calling duties and this was assigned to Norvell. He knew ou inside and out ... knew their personnel, knew their tendencies and took advantage of those tendencies. Was it the Charlie Not-At-All who had anything to do with play calling or designing the offensive game plan? Hell no. Charlie Not-At-All assumed his role as a potted plant and Norvell was responsible for the victory. Charlie Not-At-All assembled the worst three year record in Texas football history. Charlie Not-At-All oversaw the worst offensive production in a bowl game in Texas football history. Charlie Not-At-All Oversaw the two worst statistical defenses in Texas football history. Charlie Not-At-All had a revolving door of assistant coaches their entire tenure in Austin. Charlie Not-At-All had a record of 2 wins and 17 losses when we were trailing at half time. Charlie Not-At-All had more shut out losses in three years than Mack had his entire career at Texas. Charlie Not-At-All suffered the first shut out by an unranked team for the first time in 53 years. Charlie Not-Strong-At-All was the very definition of incompetent. At Louisville, in 4 years, his team played a total of 2 ranked teams. Special teams? Under Charlie Not-At-All, our special teams were a joke. Under Mack Brown, between 2000 - 2010, we were second in the nation in terms of most punts blocked, most field goals blocked and fewest yards allowed on kick-off returns. Charlie No-At-All never understood the importance of special teams and he has taken that incompetence to USF. . His recruiting at USF is being regarded as underwhelming, they are on a 5 game losing streak and he is being exposed for what he is ... grossly incompetent on a felonious basis. To say that he left the program in worst shape than Mack is ridiculous. Charlie Not-At-All's losing persona had infiltrated the locker room and turned us not just into a national after thought, but a national don't even think about at all. OH MY GOD.. we won a game. Let's body surf the coach because we are shocked we won! Tom Herman is doing a masterful job of exorcising the stench Charlie Not-At-All left in our historically proud program. He should have been shitcanned the moment he "bedazzled" the most recognizable logo in college athletics. Thank God the nightmare is over.
  4. Strong's faults aren't any different? Really? So, all college football coaches are laughingly incompetent? All coaches in a 3 year time frame would have assembled the worst record in Texas football history? All Texas coaches would have overseen the worst offensive production in a bowl game in Texas football history? All coaches would have overseen the two worst statistical defenses in Texas football history? All coaches would have had a revolving door of assistant coaches their entire tenure in Austin? All coaches would have had Texas record, when trailing at halftime, of 2 wins and 17 losses? All coaches would have had more shut out losses in three years than Mack had his entire career at Texas? All coaches would have been shut out by an unranked team for the first time in 53 years? Charlie Not-Strong-At-All was the very definition of incompetent. At Louisville, in 4 years, his team played a total of 2 ranked teams. Don't like your quarterback? Fine! Go bring one on campus! Oh by the way, under Charlie Not-Strong-At-All good luck with that because his idiot offensive coordinator installed a dead West Coast offense when the majority of Texas high schools are playing a completely different offense. Special teams? Under Charlie Not-At-All, our special teams were a joke. Under Mack Brown, between 2000 - 2010, we were second in the nation in terms of most punts blocked, most field goals blocked and yards allowed on kick-off returns. Charlie No-At-All never understood the importance of special teams and he has taken that incompetence to USF. (They lost to UCF in part because of a late returned kick off). His recruiting at USF is being regarded as underwhelming, they are on a 5 game losing streak and he is being exposed for what he is ... grossly incompetent on a felonious basis. It is a miracle we have achieved as much as we have this year with the shocking lack of depth and the stench of losing that buffoon inflicted upon us. Thank God he is USF's problem now ... No take backs!
  5. Bring back Bowley and Wilson for some great, family friendly entertainment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIU4Tp4Xejk
  6. Texas 28 Dancing Manginos 13
  7. Lidig8r

    USF @ Temple

    Charlie Not-So.
  8. We ARE playing Big Blue in 2024 and 2027.
  9. Uh... LSU (2019, 2020)
  10. Still Getting Rid of the Last of Charlie Not-So Strong's Stench - 31 In-bred Hillbillies - 28
  11. So, with the change in livery, Hass cars will be black with old gold accent? Will they look like the old John Player Special Lotus cars? Or the one that Mario Andretti drove to the World Championship...
  12. The University of By-God Texas - 28 Junior Hillbilly Club of Stoolwater -- 21
  13. Yes... but give Ireland back to the Irish ...Don't make them have to take it away ...Give Ireland back to the Irish, Make Ireland Irish today.
  14. Technically, there is no King of England right now. And when there is a male overlord, I believe he is the Monarch of the Kingdom of Great Britain and the United Kingdom. Otherwise ... proceed.
  15. Lincoln Riley's mother's diary.
  16. Had a positive change of plans. Looking for just one ticket. Since 1977, I have missed only 2 Texas - ou games. Don't want to make it 3. email addy is steven@dunnlawfirm.net
  17. God's Country and Burnt Orange Sunsets -- 24 Red Polyester Wearing Hillbillies - 21
  18. Wasn't Victory played after every touchdown in the "Whatever It Takes" year of 1990? It was greatness. Also.. don't forget The March of the Longhorns
  19. K-State is a myth based on luck. They avoided the 5 best Texas teams between 2000 - 2010. They did not play us in 2001 when we ended the season ranked 5th in the nation, and they missed a grown ass man Vince Young in 2004 and 2005. They also missed the grown ass man teams of Colt in 2008 and 2009. All would have undoubtedly been BIG L's for the pussy .... cats. Fuck 'em and Feed 'em Fish Heads! Texas 31 Purple Vaginas Too Stupid to Go to a Real University 14
  20. Even though the stench of Charlie Strong is nowhere near all the way extinguished ... it is slowly fading away. And yet, sometimes, the Ghost of Longhorns Past must stand up and be counted.... Texas 24 Toads 21
  21. Uh.... Texas 26... aggy 24 ... and this.
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