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Homesickhorn

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  1. Ninja jump into the end zone. Damn UH’s defense is brutal. About three dudes could’ve destroyed Hurts, and all of them stood down.
  2. I completely agree, but is it the fault of the conference, or the ESPN knob slobbers? I mean, if your friend gets a blow job by a chick who loves giving blowjobs, is it his fault that he let her blow him? Do you blame the suck(er) or the suck(ee)?
  3. Conference hate is stupid. My conference shit the bed today, but I couldn’t give fuck one about them because I was too busy watching my team not only shit the bed, but roll around in it against Memphis. Texas needs to keep it up, hit their marks score-wise, and have their defense keep bringing the pain. Fuck conferences, cheer for your team and carry on.
  4. Madrid, but I get it.
  5. This is all I’m hoping for. Y’all have had a few bad years, now you’re back in it. Thankfully I’m a Longhorn fan, always have been since I could walk. All I’ve got for y’all is.....
  6. It’s not rinse and repeat. Freeze was a scumbag, Matt’s actually a good dude. I don’t see him cheating, which is why we suck again.
  7. I did at least have the pleasure of attending Ole Miss when we were at least decent. Now we’re just ass my dude.
  8. This^^^. I was just texting with SydneyCarton about my Rebels’ suckitude. I might as well share it with the class. “Remember how you felt from around 2010-2017? Imagine feeling like that always and forever. Welcome to my own little slice of personal hell”.
  9. Maybe Memphis is a sleeping giant? I’ll be back in a bit. The roof of my mouth itches and I need to scratch it with the business end of my 12 gauge.
  10. Holy hell we’re bad.
  11. He’s alive!!!
  12. Can we not stray too far from the subject at hand, which is Sbbruin’s well being? Dude’s last post was him firing a warning flare off of his yacht, and nobody’s even checked in on the guy. What if he ran out of booze, or nicotine for that matter. He’s one of the good ones, and I’ll be damned if we lose him on my watch.
  13. And Mond leads the West in passing and rushing yards after one half of play. Holy shit, the West better watch out!!!
  14. Waffle House. Didn’t you get the fucking memo?
  15. It’s been narrowed down to three out of four FSU secondary players circa ‘08. Fourth one was kicked off the team early on, so that one kind of cancels itself out.
  16. Wow. Texas State is fucking brutal. Aggy gave them a gimme and the dude couldn’t bring it in.
  17. Nice catch (senior out of Kerrville Tivy).
  18. I’m assuming that this means they’re 1st in the SEC West to actually play? Right? Right?
  19. This^^^. Bateman, Bakula, Sinbad, and Bob Loggia (posthumously) will be tuning in.
  20. Pitching your wife on Thailand and Vietnam? Kinda taking sand to the beach aren’t you?
  21. Does this mean that I can dump garbage out of my truck whilst in traffic as long as what I dump out is Beck’s Prime trash?
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