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Homesickhorn

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  1. Strategically placed moth balls, a constant gas-fed fire around the perimeter of your lawn, or porn magazines at their points of entry. If that doesn’t work, then I guess you set out the claymores, or the deck-mounted Browning M-60’s. Quick bursts with those babies because their barrels tend to heat up pretty quickly.
  2. Or hate armadillos? I get that they’re borrowers, and sometimes mess up gardens etc, but that’s preventable. Those poor goofy bastards really get bullied by humans more than most in my opinion.
  3. https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh27rvcFz0RMx1yhLt This one is fantastic, and the music takes it to eleven. SIAP.
  4. Damnit, does your wife tell you EVERYTHING?
  5. Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.
  6. Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.
  7. You left out badass broker, but I’ll allow it.
  8. Holy fucking shit.
  9. After the fall, her moan sounded familiar.
  10. Nobody rides this horse but me!
  11. Sounds like something a subscriber would say.
  12. They did say it was a clear plastic bag, so you’ve got that going for you.
  13. Good thing he deleted it. Get off your fucking phone dipshit.
  14. It never has been a two way street. Aggy invented that bullshit family thing. They went into the conference expecting to be Antoine Fisher, but they’re still too stupid to realize that the conference looks at them more like Dan Aykroyd’s character in The Great Outdoors.
  15. What the fuck is a schld? Schedule?
  16. Thank you. The first time I noticed that idiot was the last time I watched the goofy pimp walk. Every time that gif pops up, I try and figure out what in the wide wide world of sports he’s doing, and why he thinks it’s cool. I hate that guy, yet have no idea who he is, but he’s ruined that moment for me forever.
  17. I remember back when it was big news that Steve Young was the highest paid backup quarterback in the NFL.
  18. Sammich is Texan for sandwich? Seriously though, I want that reuben inside me.
  19. I'm in the same boat. They're ugly, and can look meaner than hell, but they're pretty docile for the most part. And, the fact that they're marsupials is pretty cool.
  20. Once again, I am beaten to the punch.
  21. Yes he is. This was yesterday at the pool. His comment; “Hey Dad, the Lay’s Potato Chip people have made a new bag. It’s called ‘The Creeper’....see”?
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