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Homesickhorn

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  1. Everyone cheats, we just sucked at it. Personally, I thought the gas mask bong was kinda badass.
  2. Nice pass dude. Hit their safety right in the digits. Both schools have been relatively good at baseball. And I used that term loosely.
  3. Props to the cameraman, he’s doing a hell of a job doing exactly that tonight. We won the timeout war though. Fuck the scoreboard. I hope someone explains to Matt that timeouts don’t rollover like the minutes on his Ole Miss issued T-Mobile phone.
  4. In on page one. It’s already 14-0 doggies. Ole Miss actually put together a two tickets for the price of one promotion. Fuck me. This just blows.
  5. Snowballs. Tech had tortillas, and apparently CU’s “fire our coach” mechanism was chunking snowballs at the Utes.
  6. Homesickhorn

    I want OU

    Daniel, congrats on your first beer, and hijacking your mom’s Verizon hotspot. Texas needs to beat Kansas soundly, then start this thread again as soon as that takes place.
  7. I was really hoping that the Rebs jumped on the grenade last weekend so UAB could pull this one off. Don’t I feel like the horse’s patoot. 4th quarter, can aggy please just aggy this game?
  8. Please tell me this is true. It would make me feel a little better about what I just watched.
  9. Dude outside with the unpaid corvette and the tag on his rented sport coat shoulda told ya.
  10. Stepped on shit makes for a terrible hangover. And more importantly, if you run out of gum, a terrible time getting your gear to work, convincing whoever you’re with that the sun really hasn’t come up, and tacking a comforter over the window is standard operating procedure. That’s what I’ve heard. Also, a sport coat with the tag on it doesn’t help either situation.
  11. I knew this dickless little fucker would mention this.
  12. That’s fair. My old college roommate sent me this.
  13. Insufferable cunts. 364 more days of hearing this shit.
  14. That was your fault. I stopped betting on them when Eli was still under center.
  15. Carter, get the aggy dick out of your mouth.
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