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GoPokes83

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  1. 25 bucks a dozen? I didn’t know they made cocaine tamales
  2. I spent years as a researcher in the GLO archives studying the earliest Texans and the revolution. Nothing makes the John Wayne Alamo myth crowd more mad than when you start throwing around the term “Illegal Aliens “ when describing Sam Houston, Davy Crockett, and the majority of the dudes in the Alamo.
  3. It’s ok and I’ll watch it instead of Jerry Springer before I go pick my kid up from school, but they seem to cover people I give zero shits about.
  4. Went to get our Christmas stuff out of the barn and noticed there were 3 new in box 10’ trees in there. Turns out my wife was super proud she bought them on clearance last year because they were so cheap. We have 9’ ceilings.
  5. I worked at an OTASCO in HS. Sold everything from tire valve stems to Rifles
  6. War Pigs? I’m guessing a Sabbath cover band and the dude’s doing his best 1975 Ozzy
  7. Pussies. The Crusades were in like 1100, and the Muslims won.
  8. JFC my Pokes have pissed away another promising season. I had my hopes up this morning that maybe we could manage to at least land the Alamo Bowl. At least it’s indoors. Hello DFW in December!
  9. I can just go buy one for 27 bucks at Wal Mart and just tell everyone it’s the one from the movie!
  10. My kid’s autistic and struggles with math like a MF! She’s reduced to tears at least a couple times a week trying to do her homework. Somehow she’s making an A- on her report card. Super pleased but I wonder if they’re doing too much of her work for her at school, and she’ll wind up falling her 5th grade STAR tests miserably.
  11. Academy Award Winner Nicholas Cage always sounds wrong. Movie looks great though!
  12. C’mon! He made his bones running down the field and pushing guys out of bounds! Can’t argue with success like that!
  13. I liked it! I mean you’ve gotta suspended some disbelief, but it’s a pretty good start.
  14. Did the fake Pete Davidson this morning having phone sex with High Pitch as Emily Ratajkowski. I didn’t laugh. Pete D doesn’t have a real memorable voice, so I don’t know if the impression is any good.
  15. Lauren Freeman is going to be using her craft online. Craft? ? You read a teleprompter!
  16. Had that conversation with my kid this summer when she finally figured it out. Kinda bummed. End of an era and growing up too fast kinda bullshit.
  17. Watched the first two of The English. Fantastic so far! John Krasinski’s wife is pretty good, but the star so far is definitely Chaske Spencer as the scout! Looking forward to seeing where this one goes
  18. Why TF is Drake famous? The radio station my kid listens to plays his stuff once in awhile. His voice is annoying as F, and his songs are shit!
  19. 10 pounds of hamburger for 22 dollars? Count me in!
  20. They shoehorn in segments with whoever the staff members can impersonate whether they’re relevant or not. Shatner talking through songs is way over used and no longer funny. Jennifer Witz and Jim Meyer are just why? Ask anyone under 40 who Dan Rather or Liza Minnelli is! Anything by Chris Wilding is pretty terrible. any time you hear the door knock you know you’re if for some unfunny radio.
  21. Not a real truck I know, but I got my first up close detailed look at a Maverick this morning. It was what’s considered loaded for these and I was pretty impressed. Thinking of getting one as an extra vehicle for a daily driver and keep my Ram in the driveway until the weekends or as needed.
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