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EE2B

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  1. You hide Easter eggs in cacti?
  2. You said fiancé and you have to wait for her to buy something new so you can go get something new? lol
  3. No shit. I hope you have it and her heavily insured.
  4. I know where all my broken sprinkler nozzles are going now.
  5. Don’t forget the whiskey wheelbarrow
  6. EE2B

    Fuck Cancer

    For like $12 you can get a digital subscription to National Geographic and that gives you access to every issue ever printed.
  7. I just have my sommelier order what I need to replenish the wine cellar at my weekend estate.
  8. Yup. Happened this morning.
  9. Shit I Did Before Kids
  10. I would call an electrician and have them come out and check the breaker box. I probably would also call the power company and ask them to check the meter and incoming power.
  11. Is it breakers on both sides of the breaker box that are tripping or just one side?
  12. https://mobile.twitter.com/sbell021/status/983444462935445505 https://mobile.twitter.com/sbell021/status/983444762706530304 http://media.graytvinc.com/documents/NEW+MSU+LAWSUIT+4-9-18.pdf
  13. Apparently it spreads by sexual contact. I guess the Cialis worked for birthday sex.
  14. Nut up and go get yourself checked out.
  15. Jalapeño & cheddar sausage, yellow mustard and a dab of Valentina's on a ritz cracker. Might fine lunch
  16. I couldn't see them or photos on tapa pro either. I went back to regular tapa and updated the app and it works now.
  17. Only person I know that had one was in the process of assembling it and went to jail for 20 years for molesting his daughter. You may be able to get his pretty cheap.
  18. https://www.gofundme.com/helpsavetoysrus
  19. My wife brought up the Toy's-R-Us Go Fund Me campaign last night that's now over 200MM. I made the offhanded comment about not understanding why people would want to donate to save a store that they obviously don't shop at. I learned a short time later that we are apparently people that would contribute to a Go Fund me campaign to save a store we don't shop at.
  20. How does he keep the lid open while he loads the meat?
  21. I would bring in SteelShank and Brisket to lead the food prep team. Guaranteed no one would be able to focus on golf due to trying to keep from shitting themselves during the swing.
  22. Can we get it with wing dings? Edit: also are we using the JT or Randy method?
  23. Mmmmm strawberry pie... Riverport BBQ in Jefferson needs to be on the list as well.
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