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EE2B

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  1. Even Danny Almonte thinks that mother fucker is too old.
  2. We used to play a game leaving Tunica. We would stop at Krystal and get a sack full of gut bombs. The first one that had to pullover to shit lost. 3 hours is a long time when your trying to keep from shitting yourself.
  3. I was curious at who gets just a “6 pack”.
  4. How old?
  5. Bonanza. My parents loved that damn place.
  6. Never been, but heard about it. Also looks pretty awesome from what I’ve seen. You definitely won’t be “roughing” it.
  7. Last night was meet the teach for my little girl going into kindergarten. We got all of her school supplies stowed away and got in line to talk to her teacher. As we got up to talk to her, this lady walks in with her kid and breaks into the the line. Little Sally just had to say hello to her teacher from last year and they couldn’t wait until everyone was done. She stood there a good five minutes wasting everyone’s time while she went on and on about how much they will miss her. Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and move along or wait until everyone is done.
  8. Allaso Ranch?
  9. I’m willing to bet he’s fucked up a lot more stuff than that. [emoji2]
  10. I’m headed that way. Save me a rib.
  11. I’ve traveled with this one quite a bit and love it. I always need room for cables, connectors, prints, etc and have no shortage of space. I started with a shoulder bag and hated it. https://www.codiworldwide.com/laptop-cases/apex-17-backpack
  12. Two Subarus and no lesbian comment yet? This really is the kinder, gentler Surly.
  13. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    Watching Mulan yesterday with my five year old: Her: Dad he has bigger muscles than you. Me: that’s ok, he’s a cartoon. Her: And he’s not fat.
  14. At Brat’s age, it would be an international rope.
  15. I was going to guess that or the one wearing the mustard yellow shirt and shoes/socks.
  16. Is Ruth related to Adam Bomb?
  17. EE2B

    2018 Shart Thread

    Maybe it’s billowy.
  18. Went out to the garage last night to grab a beer out of the fridge. Noticed that the freezer door was sticking out further than usual. Pulled it open and everything in there was a melted/thawed out. I threw away: 3 racks of beef plate ribs, 2 NY strips, a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin, standing rib roast, several containers of dairy free ice cream, several TV dinners and of course the two boxes of popsicles that my wife threw in there Sunday afternoon when she got back from the store. It was apparently easier to cram them in the small freezer than walk two feet and put them in the full size standup freezer right next to it.
  19. Have your wife give them all blowjobs?
  20. And at 3.5 years when the second kid comes along.
  21. I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.
  22. Disney has dwarfs, Hanna-Barbera had Smurfs.
  23. You can say that again.
  24. You keep Nutella in the fridge?
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