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tchookem

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  1. There only thing more broken than his back is his soul. Some might try to downplay telling the refugees that the inn was full on Christmas... Abbott decides to brag about it
  2. 20 years from now we're going to get a news story about one of these kids or one of these people's kids graduating from UT or Harvard. Greg Abbott will take credit.
  3. Has Trudy's been mentioned? It needs to be mentioned. My friend's wife loves that place, so I'm forced to go a couple times a year. I'd rather eat Taco Bell.
  4. "He shits himself just like I do!" /OldMAGAs
  5. Make no mistake, if it had all worked out, she'd happily be sitting in her West Wing office right now. She's no hero, just one of the smarter rats on the ship.
  6. Right? What a buncha fucking weirdos the right has become.
  7. I've been wondering, what do you think the longest amount of time he's gone without seeing one of his kids. He's got 10... I bet that he's gone 6 months without seeing one of them. You know a birthday has been missed.
  8. You know what normal people don't do? They don't tweet about their critics. Normal people don't have critics. Movie stars, artists, musicians... they have critics that judge their work, but they don't necessarily have critics that comment on them personally. You know who does have critics? Losers.
  9. "I thought your lips would be longer considering how far they've been up Trump's ass."
  10. We should workshop a list of things every Surlyite can prepare and then yell at him if one of us sees him in public. I may not get the chance, but if one of you assholes said a line from Surly I'd turn into Rudy's dad. My submission: "Your wife's fucking half of Houston while you're in DC. She only wants you relected so she can get to the other half."
  11. That kind of church thinkin' ends as soon as we get to the Applebees, lib-groomer.
  12. Are they clickers? That'd be kinduva fun gig.
  13. Yeah, the Scientology was the problem. How about we say it was one of the problems?
  14. Doing the important work.
  15. And he's called out by the bass player from The Oneders... what a world.
  16. That turkey got a D1 scholarship because he has great hands, runs precise routes, and has deceptive speed.
  17. But then the libs would use that registry to create a watchlist and target their political enemies.... because that's what I'd do. - Republicans
  18. Agreed. Very surprised by what they left out. Took my son (his first "real" concert), and he asked if I was ready to go, I told him "they still haven't played ____ or _____". As they started talking down the drum set he just said "I got bad news for you dad."
  19. No we need to stop treating rich people (especially those born into wealth) as though they deserve any kind of respect simply for being rich. That goes double for any rich person that seeks any kind of notoriety.
  20. Good Rivals. If you're a casual soccer fan, you may readily like it.
  21. He won't remember well enough to learn the lesson. He won't remember well enough to learn the lesson.
  22. Klandy Warhol
  23. Any pictures of her coming out of the swimming leg?
  24. Maddox...
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