So let's say you have the opportunity to ask Ken Paxton a question. What question do you ask him? A relative's boss has given my relative the chance to go to some event of his. I doubt the relative will say anything too provocative (the boss has tickets because he's a donor, and I don't see my relative wanting to cause a problem), but they did ask me for my opinion. So far I have... "How do you sleep at night?" (But I realized the vile SOB probably sleeps better than anybody I know) "How are you going to beat Ted Cruz for biggest chode in Texas?" "What's it like constantly wasting taxpayer money on loser cases that only win you political points with the shittiest Texans?" "How did it feel standing with those wonderful Patriots as they fought against tyranny on January 6, 2021? You must feel so much pride from being in DC on that beautiful day! Speaking to the crowd, inspiring them moments before they stormed The Capitol to stop the steal?" Other ideas?