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Not a cat

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  1. At this point, would it honestly make it any worse?
  2. There's one I can think of. And God help us all if that happens.
  3. Other than paying players and steroids...Look, I'd take Dabo in a heartbeat (spoiler alert-it ain't happening) but let's not act like he's a saint. It's weird but every proven winner out there has a burning desire to win and also a few skeletons in his closet.
  4. Maybe I dreamt this in my head Crabtree style, but I could swear last fall after the Turtle shit the bed again, posters in the know said he was given very clear, concrete goals for 2020 in order to keep his job. It was never exactly clear to me what these goals were but they seemed to be actual stretch goals and not layups- something like crush OU, win conference, make playoffs, not be in bottom 10% in penalties, etc. If that's the case, then why is firing herman even a question still? And please don't say covid, it's not like that only hit central texas sparing other programs from disruption.
  5. I am definitely not on the franklin train, but putting yourself in CDC's shoes, hiring Franklin potentially solves his 2 biggest problems- 1) get rid of a coach everybody hates, and 2) get franklin to tell the players to sing the eyes. Notice that win championships and skull fuck the rest of college football is not in that top 2. We're gonna fuck this up, aren't we?
  6. Fuck it. He should win 2 here just to be sure.
  7. Put a warm compress on it and lance it. Also, Italians make the best bagmen.
  8. This thread hits close to home. I just had to tell my daughter my income for her college apps. Not sure if she's disappointed in my lack of ambition or shaking her head that I continually complain about relatively small expenses when in fact we are not below the poverty line.
  9. Did Rogers take a shit on pirate's desk? How was he not playing over Costello, who is fucking awful.
  10. Tom Herman is the problem. All this has irritated and upset him.
  11. I don't get this- if urban were in a tradition and resource rich school in fertile recruiting territory he wouldn't need to cheat. You mean schools like OSU and Florida? Having said that, fuck it, I'm all in on urban. But let's go in with eyes wide open and not act like our setup is somehow miles above his previous 2 employers and all he'd need to do is show up.
  12. Trey, why you wash yo dick in the sink?
  13. This man went to SMU. He can get us a dead hooker or five.
  14. Urban as our coach or Phoebe in her prime? I must be getting old, but I'll take urban.
  15. Why wouldn't he? Pretty much same setup as Texas but shittier location but with an administration that's committed to winning. I'd argue that if his sole motivation is to get that title at a third school, Oklahoma is a better fit. We better hope Mrs. Meyer really hates the thought of living in OKC.
  16. As an old can someone tell me what the three ninja emoticon means? Good holy shit, bad holy shit, or just holy shit in general?
  17. Campbell leaving all 3 timeouts on the board while louisiana was going up by 2 scores late in the fourth was Hermanesque. Don't want that guy making gameday decisions for us.
  18. Hey CDC, quit being a pussy and hire me now.
  19. Watching the Clemson game this weekend I was struck with how Dabo immediately took the blame for the decision to try the long field goal right before half. No "well he makes those in practice", or "he just didnt get it high enough" or any other throwing players or assistants under the bus. Just a simple "I screwed up, we shouldn't have kicked that. It was dumb." Now how do you think turtle would have handled that interview? Playing for that fuckface has got to be such a beating.
  20. Done, herman fired? Done, urban hired? Please say both.
  21. Why do that? Unless he has a lifetime winning percentage he's looking to protect, seems him actually coaching gets the process moving even quicker than sitting in the press box.
  22. This. Every D1 coach since about 1975 has had a weekly coaches tv show. What additional LHN obligations does herman have?
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