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BrazilHorn

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  1. Now the black hole of Jalin and Gaspo will rear their heads.
  2. This is an asskicking. Texas has no idea WTF they are doing. On third pitcher of game while the UTSA 7+ ERA guy just killing Texas batters. Texas is ready to go home. Hit that portal hard tomorrow
  3. Just providing on the ground reporting literally 5’ from their dugout. They know exactly what Texas is doing. I will drop it but Texas is fucking cooked.
  4. As an Astros fan no, the guy by the 3B camera yells “laser” or “duck” and the whole dugout shouts it. They 100% know what Texas is calling. It is on Texas to solve. It is obvious they are doing it, or it is a great head fake with Texas pitchers.
  5. UT where free bases are given to all.
  6. They have a guy down by the camera on 3rd base line. He makes call and then dugout screams it. They have Texas nailed
  7. They just yelled out on that pitch and dude smoked up middle. They are on to something
  8. UTSA dugout calling pitches. they know Texas signals or pitchers or tipping
  9. Damn. That hurts. now five runners stranded through three Texas AB. All momentum right now with UTSA.
  10. Thank goodness. Belyeu and Mendoza tried to fuck that up
  11. We let bottom of their order just wreck shop
  12. The infamous two strike HBP rears its head. Fuck
  13. That’s three runners left on base through two innings. I don’t care how good Gaspo is on defense, put Farmer in and fuck it. D can’t drop that much and there is no way he would be worse on O.
  14. Another 5+ERA pitcher Texas making look like Cy Young
  15. Add in their #5 screaming at top of his lungs before every pitch and it’s like playing a shitty travel ball team. Just add a portable speaker playing “baby shark” and we are complete
  16. Deal is just like last night. Get guys on and shit bed
  17. That was forever gone. Hit the shit out of that ball.
  18. One time at the Disch they show a replay and it galvanized the UTSA dugout because they are adamant it hit him. Normally they don’t show a replay of course one time they fucking do it works against Texas
  19. Gates still aren’t open as a PSA so if you are on your way no need to violate space time getting here
  20. Kentucky acts like they are all auditioning for the “Savannah Bananas” in their dugout. They are annoying
  21. Alright bitches. Going to wait for dust to clear then will head to Disch. LFG!!!
  22. Welp. This is one way to fuck up a big lead.
  23. And not give up errors
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