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elfenix

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  1. who knew that when ebay bought paypal in 2002 that it would lead to the ruin of the united states?
  2. she is almost certainly driving some giant offroader so obviously she should drive up the ramp and park in the grass. walla, not blocking anything and using a simple machine for its intended use.
  3. Indycar pit fires were wild for years because of this stuff. Burns invisible, if you didn't know.
  4. And use the self checkout.
  5. 10 middle aged women 1 fruit cup
  6. I wonder how far beforehand it was when the impact became inevitable? 15 minutes? 30? An hour?
  7. preaching to the choir. unfortunately it was me, one semi retired dude, and like 10 middle aged women. i ain't going to win that fight. not that they asked.
  8. no, small town bar association.
  9. i would kill for real sides instead of a small bag of chips and a pickle spear which also comes in a bag. continuing ed committee chair or maybe reception at her office ordered.
  10. Last of the homemade hoagie roll cheesesteaks. Scooped roll, 1/2 lb thin sliced ribeye from hmart, 3 slices provolone from the deli case, a couple big spoons of translucent onions, salt and pepper, and (i think this was key as this was better than the one on superbowl sunday) a couple big spoonfuls of cento hoagie spread.
  11. i totally believe ana when he says he didn't say something "in such words." dude never says anything specific while he's over there tossing molotovs expressly for the shield of not being quoted.
  12. fucking jason's deli turkey on white with a limp piece of lettuce and slice of under ripe tomato for lunch today. fuck.
  13. pennies don't get reused much because they spend so much time sitting in jars. other change somewhat less so.
  14. If you've managed to keep a mercury or pontiac on the road this long you probably don't run into things very often.
  15. Throw it back on the table is only applicable if they're still stocking it.
  16. what if it was a $25 gift card?
  17. costco will take back anything, even a half eaten hotdog.
  18. Superbowl cheesesteak on homemade hoagie roll, after a wrap in wax paper
  19. nice truck your great grandson had
  20. that's a stretch and iirc they've been banned from /r/buildapcsales because too many BS keys were being sold, even at places like woot.
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