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'stache

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  1. Damn, this one hurts. Didn't he regularly call or do color for playoff games or other non Brewers games from time to time? I feel like I have distinct memories of hearing him in action but could be a mandela effect after Major League and the commercials. I went down a Ueker/Major League rabbit hole some time ago and saw some interviews where he said most of Major League was scripted but he contributed and some of it is improvised. I always liked the details of his calls in the movie. "Haywood swings and crushes this one toward South America. Tomlinson is gonna need a visa to catch this one, it is out of here, and there is nothing left but a vapor trail." "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor." "We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job." "That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was the Outta-Stater? Or it could have been the Hibernator... that baby's definitely going away for the winter. However, for Vaughn, it could be See-ya-later; he's probably going to become a Spectator."
  2. Nothing says insecure beta more than always crowing about alpha masculinity. Manliness is indeed broken but the reasons are completely opposite of the reasoning given by these sad pathetic losers.
  3. Agree 100%, I want one of the new young up and comers, but I don't see them even considering working for Jerruh. Deion doesn't have the experience I'd like to see but anything new or different is better than the same old shit.
  4. I'm for anything different at this point. Another white bread old fuck aint gonna change anything.
  5. I'm working on a project involving the Camp Fire and have seen documentation of insurance checks going out within days of homes being destroyed and in healthy amounts to get through immediate needs. My guess is that is what is expected here, setting aside that some insurance companies are better than others.
  6. I don’t consider Saleh as a bad option. Nobody could win in that ckusterfuck of an organization and with Rodgers at the his peak of his broken ass brain.
  7. I mean, it's been a long ass time, but it ain't aggy.
  8. Damn, really looking forward to that. I'm so bad with movie memory, gonna need to find a comprehensive recap of the Netflix series.
  9. It would be worth it just to see reporters ask Deion question post game, then Jerry chimes in, reporters nod along, and go right back to Deion. Make that old fuck realize nobody gives a shit about your old ass thoughts.
  10. I’m legitimately curious how teams can enforce bans like this. You don’t need proof of identity to purchase a ticket, it’s not like ticket scanners can spot people who’ve been banned, and the person can just change their hair or wear hats and sunglasses. Only thing I can think of is if another fan saw the article, recognizes them, and turns them in, which seems like a huge long shot. And considering it’s Philly, they’d probably be getting selfies with him and buying him beer, because they are collectively pure trash.
  11. Lol, at least Slorch pretended to be surprised by the politicization, and now comes Incredulity staning for the “fire no stop ‘cause DEI crowd.” So predictably pathetic.
  12. I think somebody exists out there who could make it work but no way to know who it is and almost no chance of it actually happening. For example, Joe Brady would be a great hire, but he's the type of young innovative coach who has a bright future and knows better than to answer the phone for Jerry fucking Jones.
  13. I guess to be a little more clear, if Biden pressed to stop all aid to Israel and assuming Harris was in support, she'd have lost far more votes than she would have gained. It doesn't matter if I agree or disagree, just facing reality that Harris would have been far better for Palestinians that trump, under any metric, and the above articles don't change that regardless of Bibi's current nonsense.
  14. I can't believe I'm about to type this, but of the names I've seen, I could see Lincoln Riley working out or at least being worth a shot. He already seems to not be that big with the limelight and might be fine letting Jerry do his thing. And as much as the majority of this board thinks Dak is the problem, he's not going anywhere, and Riley seems like the best chance to maximize what he has. He can't bring anyone he knows to the defensive staff however, even Jerry could do a better job making a DC hire than Lincoln. Flame away, just bullshitting at this point.
  15. Bullshit that Biden could have put a stop to anything. It was Bibi's inentional plan to never do anything to help him and to get his good buddy trump back in office. Follow along in a few weeks when the corrupt US President goes to the UN and advocates for the exoneration of his corrupt friend Bibi because "witchhunt." They played the left leaning protest voters like a fucking fiddle. Not to mention the new administration will triple down on calling Arabs in the US terroists and will probably try to have them deported, so good work to the protest vote/nonvotes.
  16. I never got the sense that Jr or Charlotte cared about the spotlight nearly as much as Jerry. Maybe that's just wishful thinking.
  17. Um, you all realize this was the plan all along, right? Bibi and Trump are peas in a pod, shit was always gonna happen, but not for Biden or any democrat. "We surrender to almighty trump" should have been the clue. In exchange, Bibi gets support to wiggle out of his trials, and he'll take Gaza later anyway. JFC, amercians are really getting stupider by the minute.
  18. With UMass rejoining the MAC that leaves UConn as the only other FBS independent.
  19. I think it’ll be Lions-Ravens and Lamar finally gets a ring.
  20. Jewish space lasers, the McDonalds ice cream machine of international conflict.
  21. It’s dumb to assume Deion can’t be a good NFL head coach. I’d take him over Zimmer, Moore, or the other potato personalities that are the likely hire. But as has been said he’d take too much attention from Jerry and would never happen. Plus we ain’t trading up for Shedeur. Probably a Rooney Rule phone call.
  22. I don't care about either of these teams, but wtf? He has the ball in his hand and pushes it forward. It's not even questionable. Complete bailout on his part and luck that Puka was there but a shovel pass by every definition. The review took like two seconds to reverse.
  23. It was definitely a shovel pass, how is that even a question? Grounding maybe, but not a fumble.
  24. Gruden is a personality and would take a lot of airtime from Jerry, that’s a no go for sure.
  25. My guess from that list would be Lincoln Riley.
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