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'stache

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  1. I just assumed that the fence aggy got a hold of Randy Duke and turned him into sausage.
  2. And a lot more blowouts, which despite the media narrative, wasn't just the ACC schools and Indiana, but the SEC 3rd place team Tennessee as well.
  3. I mean I don't care either way, she looks good in the other pictures, but very mannish in this one. Could also use an extra sammich or too here and there.
  4. The part I'll never understand is why TV revenue isn't just distributed to schools based on appearances and rating. Install a floor if needed to prevent some schools from going into the red during down years but let Michigan, Texas, Alabama, etc. make a ton of money, and everyone else makes good money. USC shouldn't have to join a conference with Rutgers and Maryland to make more money, and Purdue shouldn't be making twice as much as KState, FSU, and Clemson.
  5. Is this the same chick as the other photos? Becuase this definitely looks like a drag queen.
  6. He wants to win but only if he can take all the credit, otherwise he wouldn’t have fired Jimmy Johnson and would have hired a real GM a long time ago. Deion would take way too much attention and if they win he'd get the credit not Jerry.
  7. Is the premise of the new Geico caveman commercials that he’s still mad about the last campaign? It’s not clear and they’re stupid af either way.
  8. I think a bye is a good reward for conference champs and would be fine with reseeding them after the first round, which should be more accurately called the play-in round.
  9. Prime would be all of the headlines and Jerry will never, ever, ever hire anyone who might take any attention away from him, so that's a big fat fucking no.
  10. Fucking pussies, if you wanna fight, start with your owners box, idiots.
  11. Oh please, maga doesn't give a shit about any of this, a few tweets here in there amounts to jack fucking shit. If they need to they'll just find some trans kid playing volleyball somewhere so they can all coalesce around that again.
  12. The fact that Jerry is such a piece of shit means only dumbasses with no other options will ever work for him, so yeah, it's ultimately his fault. And yeah I'll keep calling him fat because he's a big fat fucking fatass piece of fat useless garbage on the sideline.
  13. If Dallas would go with traditional grey pants this would be a perfect uniform game. Philly should do this permanently.
  14. Still shitty for Army that their β€œreward” for a great season is a 5 win fill in opponent, especially after the indignity of making them spend time in Shreveport.
  15. There are so many bowls now that often there aren’t enough 6-6 teams to fill the spot. In this case Marshall was supposed to play but lost their coach and half their squad to the portal and La Tech had to fill in. It goes by graduation rates or something and La Tech was like 5th in the list and were the first to say they could make it in short notice.
  16. This game sucks. Shedeur holds the ball way too long, reminds me of Spencer Sanders' early years. An NFL coach is gonna need to work hard as hell to coach that out of him, sometimes the play isn't working, and it's okay to throw it away.
  17. Meh, I just don't see a difference. I think teams take pride in individual records as well, everyone knows nobody does it on their own in this game.
  18. Stupid playcall on 4th and 1.
  19. BYU in all white vs. CU in all black seems pretty appropos, lol.
  20. Jeanty is going to break Barry Sanders' rushing record with at least 3 extra games and doing it against a bunch of MWC scrubs. The record book still doesn't include Barry's 222 yards from the bowl game for some reason. Life aint fair sometimes.
  21. Old Pac schools are still contractually tied to the Alamo Bowl this year and next.
  22. It has to have been discussed weeks ago. I just don't see it playing out that he decides suddenly to pull himself. Players know whats up.
  23. I still think its bizarre when fans lament players making "business decisions" as though there is anything more than that left in this game. It is literally a multi-billion dollar business. Everything that has happened over the last 20 years has been purely business. Give me a break. I'm fine with players protecting their health. Why risk losing life changing wealth so a toaster trophy can end up in a trophy case somewhere on campus?
  24. Ok, makes a little more sense. I'm almost certain the coaches had the discussion well before kickoff that if he got the record he'd sit. No way he just up and told the coaches he was done in a halftime surprise.
  25. I get protecting players' health who are going to the draft but why play at all? If you're gonna take the risk why not try to win the game?
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