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Alien Octopus

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  1. They can take the win , just like every SEC team who schedules dogshit teams to fluff up their record, because they have Battered Bama Syndrome. And to clarify, what I mean by battered is that Saban batters his nuts they go so deep in em.
  2. I noticed that defense you played against the ag-tards, it was like they called up Saban and asked how deep they could shove it down your throat and for how long. That was some salty defense, boy you should be proud.
  3. Must take after his Momma. Is having the best offense in the SEC like being the tallest Pygmy?
  4. Of late we smashed the over-hyped UGAs and some other hotbed of intellect from the Swamp. If you are basing your opinion on what we have done of late, you should be shitting yourself.
  5. We had the top Defense in the Big XII your argument holds no water.
  6. Deverney looked locked in
  7. From the ranch in Bellville... FIGHT! SOS Sweetheart READY for the game
  8. Yeah but can they burn a couch?
  9. Tell me about GASO and NWST.. assclown
  10. Not sure calling Carson a crackpot when referring to medicine is accurate, but not sure why they would call a neurosurgeon for a staph infection. Also where are the staff jokes?
  11. Loaded Glock only goes off if you fiddle fuck the trigger when you pull it. Have had a Walther with a similar trigger/safety for years with no issues.
  12. What’s wrong with an extended mag?
  13. You don’t have to hide a gun in your car, holstered or not. A car is considered your house and falls under warrant rules discussed previously.
  14. Qb Manzelling it up and Front office same but different. Maybe cardinals should change their logo to an inflatable swan?
  15. Still waiting for a Safety or DE to light his ass up. Diving in for a safety to avoid a hit at the goal line is dereliction of duty, and soft as fuck. What a Sooner!
  16. I hear they wear ass-less chaps when they get within sniffing distance of Saban.
  17. I think my dog could of started for the Browns, sitting for two games BFD. New OC not withstanding, Dickwad plays/played the same offense he did in Highschool, it will be interesting if anyone ever makes him do anything else, and how he handles it.
  18. Well if you say he sucks then fine. 5 years is his ceiling because the horseshit offense they run will be unravelled this year and will be yesterdays news start of next season. As for your comparison to Chase Daniels, I don't see dickwad ever holding a clipboard, not in his DNA.
  19. J Frank Dobie is responsible for a lot of things longhorn, doubt we would ever not go along with that. Used to go to Pasadena High School, and lived not far from Dobie.
  20. Not so much for rivalry, more that he is a dick.
  21. I am going to quote you extensively....
  22. He gonna get flattened in the NFL and it will be glorious to watch. All of the speed is not going to mean shit when the safeties start fucking him up. Can't wait.
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