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Biff Tannen

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  1. Oh, I didn’t realize you were from Ferrix. Totally makes sense now.
  2. Im going to tell my big bosses this next week. And when they look at me like I’m a fucking moron, I’ll tell them I learned it from the president so it’s ok.
  3. We sing take me out to the ballgame at the Disch. Like Americans.
  4. Poor little Pinkus
  5. I wasn’t trying to be a dick with my initial response. Well, maybe a bit, it is surly. But I’m very aware and empathetic to the plight of teachers. Several of my friends, and my sister in law, were/are teachers. They get the shit end of the stick all the time and it is extremely thankless. I just thought $300 per teacher was a bit ambitious.
  6. “A” New Hope. You monsters.
  7. At the in laws for memorial weekend. Turned on YouTube tv and, shocker, all the suggestions are Fox News, megyn Kelly, dotard press conference, etc. I asked MIL how her fantasy world tv was going. Her reply? ”I don’t watch it. That’s why it keeps suggesting it. If I watched it, it would go away.” Either she doesn’t understand how algorithms work or she’s lying to me. I have a suspicion it might be both.
  8. It’s fucking hot outside.
  9. I’m sure the magats will equate it to people celebrating one of the terrorists from J6 getting what she deserved.
  10. I will never fly them based on this story alone.
  11. Just finished Currahee to start the annual Memorial Weekend watch. Three miles up, three miles down!
  12. It’s not a gaffe. A) He means what he says and B) no one cares because this country is beyond saving.
  13. Baseball players are not smart. It is known.
  14. You think every kid (‘s parents) should give their teacher $300? So let’s assume each teacher has 30 kids (complete guess, as I have no kids in school), so that’s $9,000? I mean, shit yeah, I’d love a $9000 tip at my job too. Seems…unlikely.
  15. This. 3 putt just can’t do it for some reason.
  16. God damn I love this place. From fascists arresting judges to arguing about the best Van Halen front man in less than 6 pages.
  17. For the first ten years of his life my little brother thought his name was Dammit!
  18. Only once has the overall 1 seed won it all, so yeah.
  19. Normal times
  20. So did that evil bitch Meero die or what?
  21. It’s not in an effort to cut fed spending. It’s in an effort to get them sold to private enterprise so they can be stripped bare without regulation.
  22. Those first two sentences were 100% written by AI after he told it “make this sound smarter”.
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