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Biff Tannen

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  1. The moment of unity sponsored by Rocket Mortgage didn’t inspire you? We are so far down the road of idiocracy.
  2. Yep. Fuck that. He will do anything for money apparently.
  3. We just got a Star link and a meta commercial back to back. What up tech oligarchs?
  4. I guess I should’ve known with NFL fans and rich white people. Probably went 90/10 dotard in that stadium.
  5. Did the crowd cheer when they showed dotard?
  6. I don’t think anything will really come of it, but if a national park got sold off, it would fall under some really horrible shit.
  7. Go ahead and try it motherfuckers. Would be a huge case of FAFO.
  8. Puppy Bowl is one of the best times of the year.
  9. My in laws load the silverware pointy ends up. Not only do I not want to get stabbed when unloading them, but I would also rather not grab them by the part that I will later eat with. They have handles for a reason.
  10. I mean. Wow.
  11. WhiteRabbit.exe
  12. Do you tell Ford owners the same thing? Because he was a pretty bad guy too
  13. This is extremely fucking important and I would argue is the main reason we are in the mess we are in. Opinions are not facts. Views are not necessarily reality.
  14. At the Gates is a great metal band.
  15. I keep my cars as long as possible (my personal car is a 21 year old 4Runner with 225k miles and only the second car I’ve ever owned) and my wife’s Model 3 is a 2018 model (first year available, before Elon went completely batshit) that is paid off and I plan on keeping at least another 10 years if possible. So yeah, I’m going to keep it. And it’s a great car. But fuck that guy. The richest man in the world doesn’t care about my one car.
  16. This is perfectly laid out in The Bottle Deposit episodes of Seinfeld.
  17. Yep. I’m coming back to the world after 16 days overseas, trying not to pay too much attention. It’s been glorious. Now I’m coming back and most of my friends are saying I should have just stayed and lived in ignorant bliss.
  18. Haha awesome. Well, not awesome, but you know.
  19. Nothing to see here. Just a good old fashioned cover up in broad daylight.
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