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HOOKEM4

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  1. I still have working OG Nintendo, N64, Dreamcast, GameCube, Wii, PS1-5, and OG Xbox. Shit, I need to figure out how to set them all up so my kids can get as addicted as I was to the epic games of yesteryear. Thanks for reminding me Charlie big head!
  2. Obama fucks. Jesus he is good at this shit. Wish he wore a tan suit to shit on turnip.
  3. Let dark Brandon cook.
  4. Narrator: he isn't sober.
  5. Buddy, you need to turn off your TV and come down to the border with me to hunt. You have no fucking idea what is going on at the border from your safe space. To answer your dumbass post, why does the president have a "wall" and you don't have one...it's primarily because you touch yourself... also it's because people will try to kill him if there is no security. Look we know you don't want an honest answer and you have no idea about anything not spoon fed to you by your propaganda outlet. Just know this, you are on the wrong side of history. Unless, you post more pics of your wife tits cuck.
  6. Well I was one batter off. Fuck yeah!
  7. Altuve has never seen a pitch he didn't like. Same as it ever was. We need Yordong to end this.
  8. Goddamn you are stupid. What the fuck are you trying to say here? Why does a major event with THE FUCKING PRESIDENT in attendance have security? Also, why are there non whites at a political event happening in our culturally diverse country? Whatever you are going for with that shitposing. Cool. You are weird as fuck. Post less stanko, unless it is your wife's tits.
  9. There is some lost revenue not having a YouTube channel about this hole. I have watched much dumber videos.
  10. Should have been shorter but the ump lost a contact when Framber struck the guy out 3 times in the same at bat.
  11. As a gun nut and someone who has seen what that round will do, I said the same thing right away. The energy of that round would have caused massive damage to the surrounding soft tissue if it was a bullet that hit his ear. It was a nick by something the bullet hit or a tiny fragment of the bullet that grazed him. I don't think it is a conspiracy, it just isn't what people think. It still is a terrible thing that happened and he was 100% shot at with the intent of death.
  12. Is this the humblebrag thread? 😅 All you fuckers without kids SHOULD BE MISERABLE!!! I just had to coach at 4pm on Friday on a turf field and then drive the two freeloaders all over town today to do more shit. You must be miserable like me! Wait, no, you made a choice and I made a choice. We are all allowed choices and I respect yours. See how that works couchfucker?
  13. Of course Chaz. Good job dude.
  14. Yall are so close to figuring it out. Jesus. Do I need a spider chart for the dude that posted it? We are truly slipping. Dammit.
  15. So we are assigning race based on asshole comfort now? Fuck you.
  16. I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.
  17. I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. I would likely fuck up though.
  18. Koozie and hat? I need more shit.
  19. Where the duck is the camo collection? Dove season is very close. I need new gear. I would love a reproductive rights camo hoodie and a "they're weird" camo hat.
  20. I am down with 137% of that. /turnip
  21. Well a girl can hope. I agree. Doubt any of these guys do. We will see.
  22. It is a ploy to make sure turnip doesn't say something off color and fall more. Recording will drop in an hour. Nothing more nothing less. It is pure propaganda. Twitter also sucks shit through a straw, but It ain't a ddos attack.
  23. Imagine a world where bots turn on elmo. Then imagine dotards bully pulpit erased by them.
  24. My mom is a Democrat anti vaxer that hates Turnip. She is batshit crazy about anti vax among other shit (think Saul's brother from the TV show) and absolutely the most liberal person you have ever met. Goes to Vietnam to help on a medical mission (as a nurse). Then uses her law degree to aid children who have suffered abuse and protect them. Staunch women's rights and LGBTQ+ supporter. Then decides rfk is her man. A true riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma of full on crazy. I cannot understand how she supports that POS considering his real track record. Brainwashing is real.
  25. Doubt he makes it to the 40 but if he does, we got a good one. Cunningham is legit. Mvp by far. https://x.com/USABaseball18U/status/1822776237556920779
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