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HOOKEM4

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  1. But she touched his pee pee. Undefeated.
  2. My issue with watching the polls is the people that answer those calls. One time, many moons ago I was drunk and answered a call from a pollster. I was honest. These days, I am not even sure where my home phone is located. Shit rings from time to time, but I will never answer it. #whereisthecordlessphone. My kids are pure chaos.
  3. Jesus christ. These people. A woman has an opinion and they lose their shit. Tell us more tiny dick.
  4. No, she is a whole person under the current regime. Under turnip, she doesn't have a vote.
  5. I am going to tell my boss that line tomorrow when he asks me how I am going to handle the work load. I have concepts of a plan. Solid!
  6. She just broke his brain.
  7. Look at his eyes when she talks. What the fuck is he on?
  8. His eyes are darting around like crazy when she talks. I thought he was having a seizure.
  9. They will be there forever, you must bow to your new pig overlords. I kill as many as I can every chance I get and I have 3x as many as before. They are impossible to control with traps, hunting or any other method. Learn to deal with them. We were laughing at how absurd it is the other night. I killed a sow with babies that were the size of small rabbits. There is no way they will survive right? Over the next two months I saw those little fuckers on game cams just growing up on their own. Now they are medium sized terrorists running around at 2am eating everything they can find.
  10. Fine you cant watch you ungrateful fuck.
  11. I am starting to see a theme with the comply folks. Is your wife hot? I will let you watch from the closet while I fuck her.
  12. Poor alert. Never driven a push button. Throw the keys on the dash....in that car?
  13. Youre in the comply or die crowd. Got it. Noted.
  14. I mean, they raided the wrong house and flash banged a baby crib with a baby in it awhile back. But no, they are all great people, do what they say.
  15. I don't believe you.
  16. Yeah, totally. TH, star WR of the Dolphins, right before the game, right down the street from the stadium, is a fucking threat. Fuxk right off dumbass. CONTEXT MATTERS THERE LOU.
  17. I don't believe you.
  18. I don't believe you.
  19. The fact you don't see the common thread is telling. FFS.
  20. I don't believe you.
  21. I mean, I was a minor and experienced it. It completely fucked my view of cops forever. Cocksuckers just mock it. That is how fucked this society is. Comply to the overlords or deal with it. Comical. Fuck cops (maybe our resident sooner officer is a good one so I am sorry to him for that statement) and fuck anyone else who apologizes for them.
  22. Peak surly. Fuck you.
  23. Will you be that cavalier if something happens to them or will you tell them they deserved it because cops are always right? Keep sending that energy out there my man.
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