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JFKFC

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  1. JFKFC replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    Here is her contact info: https://senate.texas.gov/member.php?d=18 I think she needs to be flooded with polite phone calls and emails about Saturday's Texas/tcu score. She started this - let's finish it.
  2. Is Brenden Schooler fucking retarded?
  3. Jesus, the oline looked good.
  4. JFKFC replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    How do you "coach around" this offensive line? I'm not being deliberately provocative.
  5. I would say we are entering unchartered waters when it comes to message boards, but I don't know if it is "unchartered waters" or "uncharted waters." All of this confusion is unsettling. I can't afford not to be proactive in these matters. Ergo, I will be suing everyone on this board. I am going to need you all to post your addresses so I can have you served. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
  6. So, to recap....I'm not sure today's presser happened, the OU game will have a 5am kickoff and half of this board doesn't know Peter Gardere. You guys suck worse than our o-line playing the 85 Bears.
  7. JFKFC replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    This team, with this o-line, will have 9 wins?!? Bless your heart.
  8. JFKFC replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    It's a good thing for Bama that they never recruit Texas high school offensive lineman. They'd never be able to move the ball.
  9. This is why I don't like belief. No one should ever believe anything. You should go on evidence. The evidence is 100% against you.
  10. When 5 are consistently getting owned by 3, it is because the 5 are pussies. There isn't an ounce of dog in any of the o-linemen on our roster. Sark could have made changes via the transfer portal. He didn't get it done. It doesn't matter why - Sark failed. This isn't about schemes. We have a roster of fucking cowards.
  11. Other staffs didn't have the transfer portal. Sark did, and decided to roll with these fucktards.
  12. The most incorrect thing I have ever seen you post.
  13. They all suck.
  14. Sark hit the transfer portal hard for DE/LB, but he didn't for o-linemen. Certainly, there were candidates in the portal that are better than the inept pussies we have playing o-line right now. Sark didn't get them to come here, regardless of the reasons why. Sark failed, and we will all pay the price with a humiliating season.
  15. Instead of a run up the gut on 2nd down that loses yardage we throw behind the line of scrimmage to a stationary wide receiver who loses yardage. This is one of the worst teams we will play all year.
  16. I can't be held responsible for my actions if we do another run up the middle on 2nd down and lose yardage.
  17. Every series and another 2nd down run up the gut that loses yarded.
  18. I know some of you are going to be upset because our defensive players looked confused and out of place on every play. Don't worry, you'll forget about that when our offensive line allows a few more sacks.
  19. Are you fucking retarded? It took insane athleticism just to get a fingertip on it.
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