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HornPhD

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Fumble recovery for a TD. That’s the Jameson talking.
  2. Punt return for a TD would be nice
  3. Now, play some fucking defense
  4. Dang. Kansas almost pulled that off.
  5. The decline of public education began with Reagan, which led to the rise of idiots
  6. And the party seats
  7. Nothin burps like bacon
  8. Who doesn’t like Shawshank? Are you an ex-con?
  9. I’m a man (52!), so I don’t expect anything other than new Longhorns clothes that I pre-approved. My wife likes skull jewelry, so I bought her this amulet and necklace:
  10. All I took from the post was that CHIEF and his wife ate each other out when times were tough. Admittedly, I’ve been drinking since 2 so my comprehension skills are limited at the moment.
  11. She dates losers, not assholes. I would like to point out that she is a very nice and kind person. She was just raised in an environment where she was given everything she wanted.
  12. My wife has an aunt and uncle who have done very well in radio (they own 30+ radio stations). Their daughter, late 30s, has been living off them since graduating college. Although she has a job now (prestigious yet low-paying), her NYC apartment is paid for by her parents (she moved out of her parent’s home about 8 years ago), she gets money put into her account every month, and all leisure travel is covered. Super smart person; however, she lives in an alternate reality compared to others. My wife’s other cousins who live in the area are always asking them for money and expect them to pay for family vacations.
  13. In 10 years, The Rock will do a re-make of The Terminator
  14. We’re going to be in town for the holidays and want to take the kids to their first Longhorns basketball game. Closer to the floor, the better.
  15. I can invite some non-surly degenerate gambler friends of mine
  16. 1-5 at the same time (plane crash) 1. Donald Trump 2. Donald Trump Jr. 3. Kimberly Guilfoyle 4. Ivanka Trump 5. Jared Kushner 6. Jerry Jones 7. Elon Musk 8. Kevin Sorbo 9. Putin 10. Frank Stallone
  17. I’m in
  18. Goodnight, everyone
  19. Messi.
  20. USA!
  21. Elvis came out sideways
  22. Sweet pass and goal!
  23. She’s a cunt. And I hate myself after fucking that cunt.
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