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HornPhD

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  1. I like Etienne a lot. Read they are going to use him as a RB/WR combo.
  2. My superflex league drafted yesterday. I picked 9th and took Ekeler and Cook with my first two picks.
  3. Someone should create a cartoon of a small penis that repeats Ted’s statements
  4. Just gotta keep your head on a swivel
  5. You know the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, and Colonel Sanders (before he went tits up) played a part, as well.
  6. I get your point. Here is an example health and safety unit for 1st grade: Unit II: Safety, First Aid, and Injury Prevention MSC Standard: Students will demonstrate the ability to apply prevention and intervention knowledge, skills, and processes to promote safe living in the home, school, and community. Objectives- The student will be able to: a. Practice basic safety rules to be used in the home – Kitchen safety – Harmful products – 911 for emergencies – Gun safety – Safety around pets and other animals b. Describe how to respond appropriately to emergency situations – Minor injuries (cuts, scrapes, splinters, etc.) – Choking – Calling 911 – Storms/Floods c. Practice basic safety rules to be used in the community – Crossing the street safely – Wearing seatbelt in car – School Bus Safety d. Give examples of confusing and uncomfortable feelings e. Identify the three types of touches: okay, not okay, and confusing f. Use the “No, Go, Tell, Keep Telling” strategy for personal body safety g. Identify adults who can help in an abusive situation.
  7. Back in the 80s, our HS taught bandaging techniques as part of the 9th or 10th grade health curriculum. No sure students in the primary grades (K-2) are ready to learn how to apply first aid to gunshot victims.
  8. One of the worst cases of two-face I’ve ever seen
  9. Racism, physical attacks, and threats of gun violence from a Mexican-American woman up there on the hot/crazy scale (for a mature MILF). https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1562841630713200646?s=21&t=EDfPJx8vBguc3zbKk_cJHQ
  10. 10/13 Sir Mix-a-Lot @ Bottom of the Hill (SF)
  11. Pretty soon, pulling to the shoulder to let someone pass will be considered beta-cuck behavior. And attempting to pass someone will warrant getting shot.
  12. And blocking OAN on his televisions
  13. Saw a tweet that stated if he pleads, he can’t take the 5th if subpoenaed in one of the other cases. Law dogs?
  14. Why do you have to mention the color of the passport?
  15. This one? the-price-is-right-losing-horn.mp3
  16. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=edFocxTsUKI
  17. We’ve been in Oakland since 2010 and love it. Let me know if you need any recommendations.
  18. That was my favorite part of jury duty in Austin.
  19. Cruz deserves a “take a dump on his grave” visit
  20. Tweet from this morning. Is the use of “nippy” a head fake?
  21. Any SF Bay Area assholes going to the RHCP concert tonight?
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